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Bahreese

43 Gainesville, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 5:07pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Catholicism, and laughing about it
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Status
Single
Type
Mostly monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I get up with the sun

I can *really cook*. You know, food. Believe it.

I can dance, sort of

I’m the single parent of a very sweet doggy

I have been described as "a good cuddler"

Ima lay the beats *down* on Japanese tea ceremony

My FICO score is currently above 800, though we'll see what happens after the divorce and mortgage refinance are final

I enjoy working in my garden, at least when the weather’s nice. Summers tend to be shite, but I’m out there anyway. Price you pay I guess.

I have sort of good stories about *both* my Chinese astrological sign *and* my Western astrological sign

Let me tell you about my workaround to make Starbucks coffee drinkable without lots of milk & sugar
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Librarian and potter, not necessarily in that order
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can speak 12 different accents
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Dog furs on my shirt
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most recent book I read: Let's explore diabetes with owls

Most recent movie I saw: Grand Budapest Hotel

Currently binge-watching _The Wire_

Music: been listening to a lot of '80's power ballads lately...

Favorite drink: Vodka & [club] soda with a twist. Well vodka's fine--I'm a cheap date

Last restaurant at which I ate food: Opus cafe at Shands Hospital atrium.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Plenty of sleep
2. Fresh air and sunshine
3. Lunch at the kind of restaurant where you can order a glass of wine
4. Embracing the absurd
5. Touch + kissing + eye contact
6. Reasonably priced modern design
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Developing my dry, sardonic sense of humor
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Canning vegan collard greens, evidently. Secret ingredient is *fennel*
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can name all the Spice Girls
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You meet *all* of the following *mandatory* requirements:

You are a female human

You have a dog or dogs, or at least can tolerate one in your house for a while (she’s young and excitable and afraid of shiny things, but she’s a sweetie)

You show up on time for appointments, mostly

You have a FICO score above 661

You can come up with at least 1 good conversation topic based on reading my profile, or--if you're ambitious--at least 1 good first date idea

*OR*

You've found a spelling or grammatical error in my profile. 'preciate the help. Gotta put out my best face, yo.