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Bahreese

43 Gainesville, FL Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 35–54
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jun 27
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Sign
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Status
Open relationship
Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The sorting hat would put me in Ravenclaw

I have a 2-year old puppy dog--she's my sweetie pie :* (I was kissing my doggy, not you just then)

Ecstatic dance FTW…

You're holding that mug like a girl…

Ima lay the beats *down* on Japanese tea ceremony
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I have a job that pays the bills (barely)...

...Also, I make pottery. Damn good pottery IMHO...
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I can mock 5 languages
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm the spitting image of Michel Foucault. Or Michael Stipe.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Most recent book I read: You prolly haven't heard of it

Most recent movie I saw: Grand Budapest Hotel

Last TV show I watched: Californication

Last restaurant at which I ate food: Burrito Bros.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Plenty of sleep
2. Fresh air and sunshine
3. Lunch at the kind of restaurant where you can order a glass of wine
4. Laughter. I'm giggling right now, in fact... It's pretty annoying really...
5. Touch + kissing + eye contact, Yes, with *you*, my sweet. I have pleasant breath for what it's worth.
6. Reasonably priced modern design
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Developing my dry, sardonic sense of humor à la David Duchovny

Did you see the accent grave, just then? Web typography is my *bitch*
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Making a nice Thai curry. I cook the best f----n' food, seriously. I use *procedural* cooking. Ask me...
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I *hate* football
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
...you've read this far- obviously you're into me... ;)

Did you see the part where I said I'm living with my soon-to-be-ex-wife, but we are both dating other people? Just making sure.