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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-99
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Jan 6
Relationship Type
Strictly monogamous
5' 7" (1.70m)
Has kid(s)
English (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
And lo the call went forth from the people seeking one to come to
their aid. When no others stepped forth a scrawny fellow spoke to
the crowd offering his services. Pelted with harsh laughter and
beaten about the head and shoulders with rough insults they
informed him that he simply would not do. They sought a knight in
shining armor, not a poor excuse for a warrior in rusting armor. He
snorted at the crowd and said, "Well why didn't you say so in the
first place?!" The man traveled about never accomplishing any great
deeds, finally settling in a small village where he lived quietly
and died without anyone ever really knowing who he was.

How's that for a self summary? Har! :) Apparently it's important
for okcupid to push for some sort of interest to be added to
the profile and I am sick of seeing the prompt for it.

((later addition july 16 2008)) So wait; all of a sudden it says i
have 5 journal posts, I go to view it and it says I haven't done
any, all the friend ratings are disturbingly low, most of my tests
have dissappeared.. what next? Am I slowly dissappearing from
okcupid? Hehe maybe they don't like me. What did I ever do to them?
*rofl* Ohhh I get it, since I'm not out to get into anyone's pants
I don't count here? Pffft. Hah! <-- The last laugh.

I am roasted, nutritious, and crunchy
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
spending it. I've decided to put a little bit of my "real" self up here, but no category fits well on the profile part. This one is closest, but not exactly right so I'll redirect you to the journal part (Which I will start typing up later) If there is no journal after a couple of weeks (today is 2-21-08) and you are curious send me a message to get off my lazy keister.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Apparently I define "really good" differently than most folks, so I'm putting this here so that there is at least an answer. Heh.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That I appear to be some sort of solid object.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
books,movies,music AND food? Oh dear... If you took pretty much any book, tortured it into a movie and THEN degraded THAT into a musical.. cover it with enough spray cheese and that would be my favorite book,movie,music and food.. I really can't see any other way to choke down a video gotta have that spray cheese, you can pretend the crunch of the dvd is really a big nacho or something.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Ummm.. lemme think.. Air, food, water ... Hrm I "can" do without everything else, but you asked for six so.. clothing, shelter, and human contact. How's that?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Freeing my plant brothers from the vegetarian yoke. No wait.. purple hairy spiders? ... no no.. ahh I got it. I can't track a subject for any time at all before changing to something else.. so.. everything... nothing... something else.. strange things... what was I doing again? oh yeah...

** the last little bit was over this quickmatch thingy, if you got here because of it, might be best to ignore it, tricky buggers, I was trying to find out who rated me, and they made me rate a bunch of people to find out... and I still dunno who it was. Grrrrr. I am compulsively curious so whoever it was send an email and put me outta my misery. Come on, help me out here. I think from now on if okcupid sends me something like that again I'm going to tell them what I think of a system that makes you rate several people to find out who did the same to you, it's like subtle mlm or something. Grrrr. *rofl*

Got my answer to the little bit above, I'm leaving it there because the whole thing IS like MLM and it bothers me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
On a typical Friday night I am... I am... I AM! yeaaaaah, that's it.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I can't figure what I keep private.. my ssn? pin number for the atm card? Oh you mean some twisted emotional issue maybe? Umm most likely any of it. I'm creepy that way.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You LIKE reaching out to pet the cute little dog who then bites off a finger or two. Hrm.. Ahh I didn't think so. :)

Okay really now, come on that was a JOKE. I know no one really LIKES having fingers bitten off.. okay maybe a couple do, but those people would creep me out. Bitten.. okay.. bitten OFF? just ewww.