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baker012

45 M Tallahassee, FL

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 35–48
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Aug 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Has kids
Pets
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I don't have much faith in things like this, however I'll give it a shot. I'm a gentleman looking for a true lady. I'm looking for the perfect woman for me. She must be beautiful on the inside as well at the outside. She must be able to kindle a spark that entices not only my mind and body, but my soul. Could this be you?

I'm a HUGE computer/science geek with many, many interests. As far as my inner mechanics, I'm an ISTJ personality (http://www.personalitypage.com/ISTJ.html), and I'm very spiritual. I take my walk with God quite seriously. I don't drink, smoke, or curse. Oh, sh*t! Yes, I do. Nobody is perfect, but the first three sentences of this paragraph outline who I am. If you can deal with this, feel free to contact me. Also, please have a picture in your profile. This is not because I'm shallow. I have the right to be as selective as you.
A sense of humor, twisted, dry or otherwise, is required. If you had yours surgically removed, had it disconnected, had it put in cryogenic storage, lost it somewhere (ie. fire, theft, divorce, natural disaster, etc.), or were born without one, please move along to the next person of interest with green hair.
Thanks for taking a look! I look forward to hearing from you.

P.S. Don't be fooled by the green hair. That was a Halloween party photo. For those who are really skittish, I have all of my teeth, hair, own a car, have a job, etc.

*No animals were harmed in the making of this advertisement.
*UPDATE...PLEASE, MOVE ALONG IF ANY OF THE FOLLOWING APPLIES TO YOU....

1. If you're on medication for depression, schizophrenia, or bi polar disorder, or should be...PLEASE, move along.
2. If you are still married and/or seperated...please, move along.
3. If you live with your ex...please, move along.
4. If you are still stuck on your ex...please, move along.
5. If you are unemployed...please, move along.
6. If you are an ex-convict...please, move along.
7. If you don't have a car...please, move along.
8. If you have unnecessary or excessive drama, constantly, please, move along.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Working and pursuing my hobbies, mostly.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
You'll just have to find out!
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That really depends on the person.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I read a wide variety of books, have seen countless movies of all types, listen to almost all kinds of music, and eat almost anything.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oxygen, sleep, food, water, clothing, shelter...that covers Maslow's Hierarchy of Needs. lol
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Many things...my mind is like a whirlwind.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either out on the town or being a total bum and watching movies.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Oh, no way. Not gonna happen. Over my dead and severely mangled body.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You should message if you have read my entire profile and are equally as twisted as I am.