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balaclavas

33 F San Francisco, CA

I’m looking for

  • Straight guys only
  • Ages 28–42
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 12:00pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Originally from Hawaii but I'm not much of an island girl. I like to wear sweaters, I don't like reggae and I never learned to surf. I went to art school on the east coast, grad school for creative writing in the midwest and then moved to SF where I've been ever since. I tend to be rather opinionated (but keep a sense of humor about said opinions) and feel strongly about many things that are not important at all, although not exclusively. I love the mission and I rarely leave it unless it involves hiking, camping, or eating some kind of asian food. I laugh a lot, especially when I'm having a good time. I like to browse used book stores, go thrifting, have dinner parties, watch old movies and finish home improvement projects. My dog is the best.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Becoming a graphic designer. I've finally found my calling and I love it. I also enjoy painting, building things, nesting, hanging out with friends, dancing, and taking care of my dog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Fixing things, building things, making things, standing around at parties or art events and making snarky comments, dancing like no one's watching, growing succulents, knowing obscure trivia, finding awesome vintage things, throwing dinner parties, making cocktails, accumulating, enumerating, noticing dogs on the street (or anywhere really). Also, school.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
L.I.P.S. I also wear a lot of sweaters and my glasses are HUGE.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books:
unreliable narators: One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Jesus' Son, The Tin Drum, Street of Crocodiles, Adventures in the Skin Trade, Letters to Wendy's. Authors: Richard Brautigan, Wallace Stevens, Mary Ruefle, Joan Didion, Susan Sontag, Roland Barthes, Amy Hemple, George Saunders. rare but useless books, design books, photography books, books that open and close. but mostly I just try to keep up with my new yorker subscription (which I fail at).

Music:
protopunk/60's garage/psychedelic, early east coast & british punk & post punk. the zombies. elo, MC5, thin lizzy, big star, the kinks, thee headcoatees, sparks, bob d., the shangri-la's, the raincoats, sam cooke, the jam, stones, gang of four, the fall, the pastels, pavement, dan deacon, bare wires, best coast, ariel pink, rank/xerox.

Movies:
Documentaries. Harlan County USA. all 70's movies, Taking of Pelham 1-2-3, Three Days of the Condor, Marathon Man, etc. Spagetti westerns. Polanski. Jarmusch. Altman. obscure cult films: christiane f., the warriors, over the edge, suburbia, beat street. I also like scary movies, i.e. dario argento, carnival of souls, the haunting, the changeling, the innocents, don't look now.

TV:
The Mighty Boosh, Freaks and Geeks, Community, 30 Rock, Parks&Rec, Adventure Time, Law&Order, Mad Men, Veep, Bob's Burgers, Girls, Louie, Downton Abbey, Arrested Development, Futurama, the Critic, the Real Ghostbusters, the Prisoner, other things online.

Podcasts:
99% Invisible, Radiolab, This American Life, On the Media, Planet Money, Pop Culture Happy Hour, The Moth, The Flophouse, Judge John Hodgeman.

Food:
Anything braised, bbq'd or roasted.
Japanese, korean, or vietnamese, not necessarily in that order. chinese only in the richmond or hawaii.
sandwiches.
Also, I'm addicted to fruit.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My dog, thrift stores, sewing machine, fruit, glasses, breakfast.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Design homework. Also, the next big project and how to fix up my apartment.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either having dinner with friends, happy hour in the mission or going to an event/party. often all three. and sometimes I'm at home taking it easy with my dog.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Nothing. I'm a very private person.
You should message me if
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you are an intellectual with nerd tendencies who still goes out and knows what to do at a dance party. sarcastic yet idealistic. you should like to endlessly talk about good movies/film/tv/music and have strong opinions about pop culture and/or art. someone who will argue ridiculous minutia while laughing until our stomachs hurt and then help me build something: furniture, websites, simple or complex machines, a great sandwich. and you want to rent a car and go on an adventure: ghost towns, hot springs, bonfires, secret camping, etc.
glasses and facial hair are both pluses! (no hard core burning man/circus types or hippies please. yeah, I'm a snob and I like it that way...) also, you must love dogs, esp. one who wants to lick your face. Please DON'T message me if you're looking for casual sex!

I like funny people. No, I mean really funny.