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23 Tempe, AZ Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18-26
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Feb 2, 2014
6' 3" (1.91m)
Body Type
Agnosticism but it’s not important
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t have kids and doesn’t want them
My self-summary
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Well...I guess to start off my name's Brandon and I'm a loveable, funny guy just looking to meet new people. I'm on this site mostly to find someone new relationship wise; someone cute and nice and short :) (asian is a plus too but I won't hold it against you if your not) and all that but I'm open to making friends too. I kinda don't know what to say about myself just outta the blue like this but I'm a funny and witty guy when I open up haha.
Anyway if you wanna know about anything else just ask I'm kind of an open book.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm working as hard as I can to make something for myself and trying to really break through out there on my own.

I have an underpaid hard labor job for now but I'm looking for something more :P
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making things up on the spot, making everybody laugh and probably getting to know somebody pretty quickly. It's always been hard for me to lay myself on the table like that though with lists of my talents and junk so all I can say is come get to know me :)
The first things people usually notice about me
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My eyes and my hair (even now that it's short) at least so I've been told, and my voice changing like 10 times a sentence. Conversations with me are like a rollercoaster ride sometimes. I'm pretty sure I've got a serious case of ADD xD
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Havent read much in recent years but certain authors and stories always pop out at me. Some of my favorite reads have been things like Good Omens and The Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy xD

So many that I always forget the names xD
I love comedies, horror, action pretty much anything but I hate watching them alone. It's really rare that I can watch a whole movie by myself.

American Horror Story
The Walking Dead
2 Broke Girls
Legend of Korra
Anime xD
So many others, just like movies.

Anything from the softest oldies song to the most evil, brutal, church-burning metal. I love it all...except for a lot of country and I can't stand any kind of rap unless it makes me laugh than ill listen to it.

I eat sooo much food for someone my size so I gotta say I pretty much love it all but my all time never gonna change favorite food is probably Lasagna.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Pokemon Games :)
The internet.
My Ps3
At least one good friend.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My future and being in a relationship with someone. I'm kind of a hopeless romantic so the single life kinda sucks for me :P

Everything and anything. My mind wanders like a blind ferret.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Getting off early from work and getting ready for whatever the weekend has in store for me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Things about my early childhood that I won't mention online ...aaand...idk various fetishes probably :P
You should message me if
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You feel like giving a lonely guy a chance maybe I'll surprise you ;)