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28 Nottingham, MD Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–34
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 11:38am
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
When drinking
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from high school
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Wants kids
Likes dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I used to be a hopeless romantic, but now im just into the idea of not dyeing alone. I know, deep.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently I work in test delivery management for an industry leader in standardized testing. #childhooddreamacheived
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Plagiarism, curing self hunger, internal peace, I once stopped a revolution. Well, revolution may be a bit strong of a word.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
That im very sincere, once that initial impression fades they realize im just being sarcastic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by vonnegut ( i have a quote from slaughterhouse 5 on my wrists ) I love charles bukowski , stephen chbosky, sarte, locke, poe, neitzche. I love anything philosophy and poetry to no end

Movies: Shaun of the dead is my all time favorite. I love anything John Cusack is in. Breakfast club is always a win. Step brothers, talladega nights, running with scissors, wristcutters, tommy boy, and Coneheads.

Shows: always sunny, workaholics, south park, daily show, game of thrones, last week tonight, doctor who.

music: beatles, enter shakari, otis redding, new found glory, catch 22, the low life, ballyhoo!, underoath, lennon, murs, childish gambino, story so far, a day to remember, dylan , four year strong, imagine dragons, kid cudi, knife party, lupe fiasco, matisyahu, portugal the man, polar bear club, rancid, someone loves you boris yeltsin, sublime, the dirty heads, tony sly and joey cape, we were promised jet packs.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Coffee, tequila, laughing, hoodies, intelligent conversation, making things awkward.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I won millions in the lottery, would I make the same mistakes as the people in the "lottery ruined my life" shows. I can be sure I would pay at least half my fortune to Morgan Freeman to call me every night and tell me a bed time story.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It varies.. either downtown with friends doing bars/shows or staying in watching cartoons from the nineties and being nostalgic.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have kids bop in my spotify history. I was curious at how they made Kesha into a kid friendly song. Not disappointed.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're okay with the idea of holding hands, drinking juiceboxes, and listening to that shitty mixtape I made for you of songs we heard on our first date. I mean or you wanna take shots.