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32 Los Angeles, CA Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 22–50
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Jul 1
Middle Eastern
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Aquarius, but it doesn’t matter
Working on university
Less than $20,000
Doesn’t have kids
My self-summary
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What I’m doing with my life
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I’m really good at
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The first things people usually notice about me
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tequila isn't the first thing people notice about me...
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book; Blackhawk Down (the book isn't the jaunty phallus-worship-fest that the movie is, you come away from the book genuinely humbled)
Movie; The Twelve Monkeys, Shaun of the Dead, Ronin (the one with Jean Reno, not the old one), The Princess Bride, Robin Hood; Men in Tights, Prometheus, Star Wars (all six), Spaceballs, Hot Fuzz, and of course The Big Lebowski
Shows; The Simpsons, Ancient Aliens, because of crazy hair guy, Colbert Reporrr, Jon Stewart... OH YEAH! and Firefly.
Music; Queens of the Stone Age, Gorillaz, Daft Punk, Justice, Spinnerette, Flying Lotus, Deftones, Junkie XL, Tom Waits, Pilotpriest
Food; Pho, Sushi, Pizza, Lengua Burritos, Menutho.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
in no particular order;
My bike
My friends
Creative stuff
Three fingers of whiskey, one finger of water, unstirred.
uhhhn Music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The next story I'm going to catalogue, just got an iphone, it's made this so much easier.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
at the office,
settling in with friends,
Biking around town, exploring
at the office settling in with friends talking about biking around town
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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i'm one of those reptilians you see bandied about on youtube.
we are people too, we have feelings, and we get really insulted when people say we're orchestrating some big conspiracy to take over the world.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
on a saturday night, you look up at the sky and think about what it would be like if all the people animals and plants joined hands, paws, and uhhhh leaves and sang cumbaya.
but lets face it, just like in real life, women-folk rarely make the first move.
message me if you like, wink at or poke or whatever me if you're too shy.
we'll go for a semi-drunk walk and mull things over if this winter weather doesn't turn the whole outing into a donner party situation;
"it's too cold, i can't make it another fifty feet, looks like i'll have to eat you."
"oh REALLY?! heheh."
"no, i mean EAT YOU.."
"oh... but there's a taco bell right there."
"too late!" NOM NOM NOM