You have a steam account, you know how to spell, love electronic
music, and understand my deep love of cupcakes and my guilty habit
for fries. Also please don't be further than the immediate vicinity
of NYC, I don't have a car yet and I can't fly people!
message me if:
✱You can't form a message longer than 10 words, and refuse to get
your "you're" "ur" and "your" 's right. ಠ_ಠ
✱You're gonna send me a cut and paste message in ebonics, with
winky faces and then ask me for my number and an alley to meet
✱Any variation of copypasta "eyy ma, wus gud, u g0rgess hmu ;)"
"hey", "how are you doing" or "hi". Making it super obvious that
you didn't bother to read my profile will not be getting
you a polite response back.
✱And you know, I can't believe I have to say this, but I'm not
going to just "meet up with you" until I have 'verified' your
non-pervy/serial rapist/killer-ness via skype.
So don't just message me "hEy baBi3, wus gud, wana chiLL iN ma cRib
;-)?" By "crib" you must mean unmarked white van, and no because I
don't want to end up floating facedown in the Hudson River. Kthnx