Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Recovering nerd looking for adventure. But not extreme adventures,
just the regular kind. You know what they say, "You only live
once." That's why you should be extra careful and always wear a
helmet when you're biking (though I'm pretty sure a helmet will not
save you from certain death when hurtling down a hill at 40 miles
I've traveled the world but only when I was younger. So I don't
remember any of it. So now I'm looking to do it again but hopefully
remember this time. I did teach English in China after graduating
college though. They walk upside down there because it's on the
other side of the world. True story.
I do not feel particularly strongly about the Oxford comma; but I
do wish people would respect the subjunctive mood more.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Biking, power lifting, and cat hugging.
I work in modeling.
My five year plan is to make friends with someone who owns a dog.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Dropping things. And picking them up I guess. But dropping is the
Accidentally outing myself as a nerd.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My ass? Years of rigorous squatting will do that. Plus you know,
the bike shorts.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Food - Anything except cilantro. Oh and no carbs. Unless I'm biking
a century, then I will eat carbs. ALL THE CARBS. I also love to
cook. I am proud to say nobody (important) has ever died from
eating my cooking.
Music - I really only listen to like German death reggae, Halloween
sound effects from the 1950s, and Bette Midler. Obviously.
Books - Favorites include Catch-22, Dune, and all 5 parts of the
Movies - I don't get around to watching many movies but American
Beauty is my favorite. Grand Budapest Hotel was the last good one I
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Probably two other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
If I was a starboard for one year and then switched to port, does
that still make me bisweptual?
How the political right in this country has managed to attain a
curly mustache twirling level of evilness and yet is still able to
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I have never seen The Princess Bride. Please let me know if you can
help me rectify this.
I lift to screamo, it's like being in high school in the early
2000's; I am really embarrassed by this.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
are the girl that blew by me on that Trek Speed Concept,
have a dog I can pet,
want to go bike touring,
know your way around an Olympic bar,
can make an anagram out of "Banach-Tarski",
are undaunted by and can pick out the two incredibly nerdy photos I
are unapologetically feminist.
If any of the above apply to you please message me immediately.
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