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bamhand

28 M Sterling, VA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:47pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian
Height
5′ 8″ (1.73m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Gemini
Education
Graduated from masters program
Job
Banking / Finance
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Chinese (Fluently), Latin (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Recovering nerd looking for adventure. But not extreme adventures, just the regular kind. You know what they say, "You only live once." That's why you should be extra careful and always wear a helmet when you're biking (though I'm pretty sure a helmet will not save you from certain death when hurtling down a hill at 40 miles an hour).

I just finished my master's so now I'm figuring out what to do with this "free time" thing. So far I've been getting back into lifting and biking. Lots and lots of biking. Oh and also cat petting! Cats need petting or they will explode. It's very important to pet your cats.

I've traveled the world but only when I was younger. So I don't remember any of it. So now I'm looking to do it again but hopefully remember this time. I did teach English in China after graduating college though. They walk upside down there because it's on the other side of the world. True story.

I do not feel particularly strongly about the Oxford comma; but I am incensed by how few people use the subjunctive mood.
What I’m doing with my life
My five year plan is to make friends with someone who owns a dog.

Ungrad at UVa, grad at GMU. I have degrees in mathematics, economics, statistics, and being a huge nerd. Alas, the last one was only an honorary degree so it does not show up on my transcript.

Currently I'm working full time in structured finance (no, I don't know what that means either) and help make home possible for the American tax payer.

I've steadily been losing weight (55 pounds so far!) through biking, lifting, and not eating carbs. Please do not be offended if I pass on all things sweet and starchy. And yes, I would love for you to have my fries. And my dessert.
I’m really good at
Making a fool of myself.

Scratching cat tummies.

Being sore.

Dropping things. And picking them up I guess. But dropping is the fun part.
The first things people usually notice about me
I look Korean. Unfortunately I am not! I've lost count of how many old ladies that I've disappointed at the Asian grocery. Though I have found that you can get by with just smiling and nodding and occasionally saying "Jinjja?".
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Food - Anything except cilantro. Oh and no carbs. Unless I'm biking a century, then I will eat carbs. ALL THE CARBS. I also love to cook. I am proud to say nobody (important) has ever died from eating my cooking.

TV - Hannibal is the best thing on TV right now. Mads Mikkelssen's accent is just so dreamy. Veep is the best comedy though Louie is a close second. I'm sorry if you disagree--sorry that you have such poor taste.

Music - I really only listen to like German death reggae, Halloween sound effects from the 1950s, and Bette Midler. Obviously.

Movies - I liked American Beauty before it was hipster. Ironic, yes I know. Eternal Sunshine, Amores Peros, United States of Leland ... well this sure isn't helping my case. I'm not pretentious I swear! I also have an (un)healthy obsession with Kevin Spacey.

Books - Favorites include Catch-22, Dune, and all 5 parts of the Hitchhiker's trilogy.
The six things I could never do without
My cats
My bike
Hotsauce
NPR
Probably two other things
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Mixed strategy Nash equilibria.

If I was a starboard for one year and then switched to port, does that still make me bisweptual?

How am I supposed to cliplessly clip into my clipless pedals if the clips are clipless?

How the political right in this country has managed to attain a curly mustache twirling level of evilness and yet is still able to garner votes.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My user name is a two word summary of Adam Smith's Wealth of Nations ... yeah.

I have never seen The Princess Bride. Please let me know if you can help me rectify this.

I get really excited over how fuzzy my cats are; it's a problem because they're never not fuzzy.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You:
have a dog I can pet,
want to go on bike adventures,
can make an anagram out of "Banach-Tarski".

If any of the above apply to you please message me immediately.