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29 Los Angeles, CA Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 21–40
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 2:46pm
Open relationship
Relationship Type
5' 0" (1.52m)
Body Type
Full figured
Working on University
Might want kids
English (Fluently), Sign Language (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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An adorable, chubby and delightfully nauseating optimist and body positive fat positive sex positive feminine feminist queer person type thingy. Also not quite so tall.

Also noteworthy: I'm mostly in the market for new friends but if I happen to catch your fancy let it be known that I am in a polyamorous relationship. :3
What I’m doing with my life
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The usual excellent life choices. I enjoy video games and crafting but board games and RPGs are my lifeblood!

Once upon a time...for several years I worked in education, focusing on special education and more specifically deaf and hard-of-hearing students and young adults with special needs. I have a lot of passion for this field but I decided to take a break for personal reasons. I'm still trying to reevaluate if this is the path for me but as time passes new dreams are emerging and curiosities are being indulged.

Meanwhile! I am a recent transplant to Los Angeles and I'm always looking for awesome people with similar philosophies to do awesome-people stuff with.

I've been watching a lot of comedy and am going through my freshmeat training and trying to do the roller derby thing.
I’m really good at
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Laughing, baking, making stuff, seeing faces in objects, cuddling and bear puns.
The first things people usually notice about me
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The top of my head!

uh....because I'm short.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books! I read a lot of science fiction, comics, classics and historical biographies. It may seem like an odd combination, but it really works for me. Sort of like potato chips with ice cream. It's delicious, trust me.

Faves of the comic sense: Batman, Batman and Robin, Batman Incorporated, Birds of Prey, Promethea, Transmetropolitan, The Walking Dead, Anna Mercury, Unwritten, The Unknown, Y: The Last Man, Detective Comics, No Hero, The Immortal Iron Fist...okay I'm gonna stop myself because this list goes on for ages.

My favorite book is Good Omens by Terry Pratchett & Neil Gaiman!

Movies/TV: My Neighbor Totoro, Kiki's Delivery Service, Spirited Away, Howl's Moving Castle, Ghostbusters, Rushmore, Cabin in the Woods, Newsroom, Wet Hot American Summer, Ten, Indiana Jones, Frisky Dingo, Archer, Venture Bros, Adventure Time, Ducktales, Batman the Animated Series, Ong Bak, Rumble in the Bronx, Sukiyaki Western Django, Chocolate, Old Boy, The Protector, Back to the Future, Evil Dead 2, Starwars, The Muppet Movie, Wizard People; Dear Reader, Jurassic Park, Arrested Development, The Office, Pushing Daisies, Wonderfalls, Parks and Rec, Parenthood, The Walking Dead, Game of Thrones, Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Firefly, Cloudy With a Chance of Meatballs, The Grand, The Brothers Bloom, E.T. and Disney. All Disney...every of the Disney.

Music: Cake, Guided by Voices, The Black Keys, The Avett Brothers, Ozma, MC Frontalot, MC Lars, MC Chris, Schaffer the Darklord, They Might be Giants, Ween, Ted Leo & The Pharmacists, Dolly Parton, Calexico, The Killers, The Weepies, Dent May, The Decemberists, Rilo Kiley, The Elected, Mumford & Sons, Hall & Oates, Franz Ferdinand, Tom Waits, Coconut Records, Beastie Boys, Ben Folds, Ben Kweller, Death Cab for Cutie, Elvis Costello, Kings of Leon, The Magic Numbers, Matt Nathanson, Regina Spektor, Vampire Weekend, Violet Femmes...

Food: Yes.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Disneyland Annual Passport
Games (video, bored and RPG...YOSHI'S ISLAND!!!)
Making Out
Quality over Quantity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Bears. My favorite people. Things that look like faces. Puppets. Food. Sleep. How tired I am. How much I want to sleep. How nice it would be to sleep. What's it like to sleep? I'm basically a shell of a human filled with caffeine.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
My favorite nights include games and pizza.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I am not monogamous. I have a boyfriend and he is mcgriffin and he is awesome. I also have a special lady friend and she is lovely, yet far away at the moment. Sometimes I have other boyfriends. Sometimes I have a girlfriend...sometimes both. Sometimes I have all of that and still have other people I date or see and they see people and date people and it is one big cuddle puddle. I like to love without limits and I am very open and honest.
You should message me if
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If you are a fat babe or a fat babe ally. If you wanna hangout and do babely things together.

If you are funny! If you like funny! ...or if you like fun...or video games...or Batman...or coffee...or bears. OH! Guys...I really like bears.