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bananamaninabox

23 / M / Bisexual / Single

Montreal, Quebec, Canada

His Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:12am
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m).
Body Type
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Sometimes
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from space camp
Job
Other
Income
More than $1,000,000
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
I'm a quirky, genderqueer, poly, pansexual "goofy-most of the time but not afraid to be serious when it matters" Torontonian, just moved to Montreal for a change of scenery. I made an igloo once, and was on my curling team in high school. Still on my list of stereotypical Canadianisms to fill include wrestling a polar bear, and having sex in a canoe :s But also, fuck nation states.

Looking for folks who share, or are open to radical, anti-capitalist, collective liberation/anti-oppression values, and don't feel the need to emulate macho bullshit (whatever your gender identity).

Whatever our relationship turns into, it must be based on consent, honesty, trust, and respect. If any of these criteria are broken, our relationship will be over. Sorry to get all serious, but I think it's important to lay out clear guidelines so no-one gets confused/disappointed!

If you're not sexually attracted to me, but wanna hang out as friends, put it in your message, I won't be offended :D Ambiguous first encounters are stressful!

Lastly, if you are in a different city, don't hesitate to contact me, I really want a pen-pal (the further the better!). I'll get one of those old-timey pens with a feather which you have to dip in a jar of ink, and maybe a wax seal, it'll be great. I'm serious.
What I’m doing with my life
Learning to sing better.
I’m really good at
Everything except filling out dating website profiles...
The first things people usually notice about me
My odd name, which I won't tell you now, so you'll have to contact me to find out what it is ;-)
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Pancakes to pad thai, Debussy to RunDMC, Infinite Jest, The Lives of Others, I don't really watch it anymore but I know a lot of Simpsons stuff, been listening to a lot of Nina Simone recently.
The six things I could never do without
gnomes, domes, palindromes
cherries, fairies, (rhyming) dictionaries
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Right now, the answer is radical childcare! Let's talk to kids about prison abolition, y'all!
On a typical Friday night I am
At a bar with someone I met on OK cupid?
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I in fact don't make more than $1000000

I actually dropped out of space camp.
I’m looking for
  • Guys and girls who like bi guys
  • Ages 22–40
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, activity partners, long-distance penpals, casual sex
You should message me if
You're okay with getting a response with lots of exclamation points!!

You're saying more than just "hey", pet peeve of mine. That being said, "haaaaaay" is completely acceptable.