My name is Emily. I'm originally from the Illinois/Iowa border but I moved to Chicago a little over 8 years ago. I'm horrible at talking about myself. I think I'm the funniest person ever, but most people don't get my sense of humor. I like things to be simple and non-complicated but not many things are. I love basketball and football and can get pretty boisterous while watching a game. Most guys say they want a girl that likes sports but this has always put me in the friend zone. I'm looking for someone who can be my best friend and also be my partner. I have a tattoo of a pickle that I named Patrick.
What I’m doing with my life
I work as an Associate Buyer for Team Sports, so if you want to discuss what teams sell the most merchandise, I'm your girl. In reality, I'd love to work for Vans as a shoe buyer at their corporate office in California and skateboard around work all day.
I’m really good at
convincing people to agree with me and doing math in my head.
The first things people usually notice about me
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, Kindred, The Hunger Games, 50 Shades of Grey (of course!)
Movies: Drive, Mrs. Doubtfire, Inception, Argo, Lincoln
Shows: Dexter, The Killing, Girls, Breaking Bad, New Girl, The Walking Dead, American Horror Story, Prison Break, The League, Oz, Game of Thrones
I love pretty much every genre of music. Everything from Boyz II Men to Pierce the Veil...
I love anything that is salty! Pickles, soy sauce, olives...
The six things I could never do without
My family, my friends, great shoes, sunshine, pickles, and dudes.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Winning the lottery and what I should do with the money. My next trip. If I'll ever find a dude that wants the same thing in life as me.
On a typical Friday night I am
Either being an old lady and sitting at home in my pajamas or with
friends hanging out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Dudes feet freak me out.
You should message me if
You think we'd actually have something in common and you're not
only interested in seeing me naked.