My name is Emily. I'm horrible at talking about myself. I think I'm the funniest person ever, but most people just look at me like I'm crazy. I like things to be simple and noncomplicated but not many things are. I love basketball and can get pretty boisterous while watching a game. Most guys say they want a girl that likes sports but this has always put me in the friend zone. I'm looking for someone who can be my best friend and also be my partner.

I have a big girl job that most people think makes me sound pretentious, I work at a retail corporate office, but in reality I'd love to work for Vans and skateboard around work all day.

convincing people to agree with me and opening pickle jars.

My eyes?

Books:
To Kill A Mockingbird
Kindred
The Hunger Games
50 Shades of Grey (of course!)
Movies:
Drive
Mrs. Doubtfire
Inception
Argo
Lincoln
Shows:
Dexter
Breaking Bad
New Girl
The Walking Dead
Music:
I love pretty much every genre of music. Everything from Boyz II Men to Pierce the Veil...
Food:
I love anything that is salty! Pickles, soy sauce, olives...

My family, my friends, great shoes, sunshine, pickles, and dudes.

What I want to happen in the future and if I'll ever find someone who wants the same things.

Either being an old lady and sitting at home in my pajamas or with friends hanging out.

Dudes feet freak me out.

You think we'd actually have something in common and you're not only interested in seeing me naked.