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bananaproblem OkStaff

28 M Santa Barbara, CA

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–31
  • Near me
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
Sep 29
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, and laughing about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Technology
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Mostly non-monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), French (Okay), German (Poorly), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I'm drawn to the bizarre, surreal, and offbeat like a hipster to irony. I've always wanted to trainhop, but I make do exploring the city's abandoned spaces, embracing the gentle decay of past glory.

I like to climb trees and fly toy helicopters. One day, I'll learn to fly.

I'm hopelessly in love with the outdoors. I like to backpack, camp, kayak, boulder, play soccer, ultimate frisbee, and anything that involves exhausting myself in a beautiful setting.

I thrive on awkward and inappropriate humor. Sometimes I fall asleep wondering what else is brown and sticky. I'm at my best around energetic, dynamic personalities. I subconsciously adopt traits of those I'm talking to, and I adapt my mannerisms to bring the best out of others.

I believe that the world is loosely guided by probabilities. There are no rules, just tendencies.

Tu sais parler francais? Viens! Prends une biere et raconte des histoires avec moi.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm engrossed in the most wonderful and dedicated relationship I can imagine with _EnjoyTheView_. We help each other grow, explore, and thrive with every waking day. Our passion for exploration and expanding our horizons in the physical world is eclipsed only by our passion for learning and intellectual growth.

I'm also working with a team of the smartest people I've ever met to building the best dating site in the world. We've come so far in the three years I've worked here... One day, I'll move to the Alps and open a garden store. For now, I grow hydroponic plants nestled away in the corners of office and apartment buildings.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Smiling too soon for photos. Getting along with all kinds of people. Climbing to the top even though we should have started down two hours ago. Listening.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I tend to ask good questions. Don't you think?

My name. Apparently it's awesome.

Some people say I have a funny accent. I don't know what they're talking about. I don't think I have an accent.

stuff on Tom's desk: a pink Nintendo DS, a plant he calls 'Null String' and a bunch of food shaped erasers
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Favorite Books:
Diamond Age, Sandman, The Painted Bird, The Handmaid's Tale, Influence, A Game of Thrones, Bad Popes, Jitterbug Perfume, The First Circle, The Valley of Fear

Movies:
Brain Candy, No Country for Old Men, The Big Lebowski, There Will Be Blood, Pink Flamingos, The Dark Crystal, Napoleon Dynamite

Music:
Depeche Mode, The Presets, Of Montreal, Scissor Sisters, Snow Patrol, Simian Mobile Disco, Spoon, Phoenix, Lady Gaga, Yelle
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Grassy mountaintops covered with cows.
A moment to myself every now and then.
Good stories.
Unnecessary risks.
OkCupid.
_EnjoyTheView_
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How many chinchillas can you fit in a phone booth? Wait, what's the right way to do this? What are the best bars and restaurants in NYC?

Eros and Psyche.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Playing World of Goo. Drinking and trading stories. In a tent, hoping the bears don't get me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When I type "straight" into iTunes on my computer, the only band that comes up is Mindless Self Indulgence. Lovely...
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You're looking for a refreshing conversation. Tu parles francais. You want to meet someone who's flexible, positive, and easy going.

I'm not looking for partners. Friendship only, please!