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28 F New York, NY

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  • Ages 27–37
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  • For new friends

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Last Online
Aug 27
5′ 2″ (1.57m)
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Likes dogs and likes cats
English, Chinese, C++, French (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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I want to know everything about everything.

I strive for compassion and competence in everything I do, but most of the time, I just take clumsy stabs at life and hope everything turns out okay.

I love xkcd, the Rangers/Mets/Bills/Knicks, NYC (except for SI), urban exploration, stouts, pinot noir, Chinese calligraphy, typography, highland prairies.

I've traveled to 42 countries, couchsurfed in 27, hitchhiked in 20, skinny dipped in 18, bungee jumped in 10, lived in 4.

I want to be a net positive to the world; be a few inches taller so I wouldn't have so much trouble using the top shelves of cupboards and peepholes on doors; visit Tiger's Nest Monastery; see June Fourth officially commemorated.

If this page is any indication, I also seem to have a proclivity for making long lists.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Eating large quantities of food, talking about what your mom did last night, hating all things (especially sports teams) Philadelphia-related, taking public transportation, and climbing trees.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books that moved me: GEB; The Autobiography of Malcolm X; The Bell Jar; Romance of the Three Kingdoms; We Wish to Inform You That Tomorrow We Will be Killed With Our Families; Mother Night; The Elegant Universe; King Leopold's Ghost; Pale Fire; Flatland. I go about splitsies with fiction and nonfiction.

Name dropping: Kundera, Borges, Atwood, Auster, Kafka, Nabokov, Murakami, DFW, Feynman, Bertrand Russell, Brecht, Yeats, Robert Creeley, Langston Hughes, Mark Strand, James Tate.

Favorites of all time are Arrested Development and Seinfeld. I like BSG (the remake), Planet Earth, Peep Show, and Game of Thrones. I watch a lot of TED Talks. And how can I forget MST3K? Especially Time Chasers and Space Mutiny.

Movies I paid/would pay to own Donnie Darko; 400 Blows; Cidade de Deus. Any work by Charlie Kaufman. Most Jean-Pierre Jeunet, Coen Brothers, Kurosawa, Hitchcock, Wes Anderson, Werner Herzog, Errol Morris, and old school John Woo. I also have a soft spot for over-the-top, ridiculous action flicks.

Always down for Rilo Kiley, Stars, Sam Cook, Arcade Fire, Leonard Cohen, Nas, Jackson Browne, Grateful Dead, Tom Petty, The Roots, The National, Vivaldi, anything played on the guzheng.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Moral relativity. Why I can't stop eating chocolate. Why I can't stop eating. The First Amendment. The physics and physiology of Nicki Minaj's butt. The Higgs discovery.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
running, dancing, grooving, jamming, playing, climbing, caving, swimming, fucking, sleeping, dreaming, listening, watching, reading, writing, talking, laughing, joking, flying, drinking, eating, cooking
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I care about whether I come off accurately to complete strangers on the Internet.
You should message me if
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You will tell me the unifying theory, or want to demonstrate your culinary prowess, or possess the charm of James Dean, or raided Naxx when the cap was 60, or know what U+pV is.

No Steve Jobs or Ayn Rand cult followers please.