Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Make me laugh and I'll love you long time. I love people with a
good joke up their sleeve. I am horrible at joke telling, my jokes
always flop. I'm pretty laid back when it comes to most things in
life, If what you are doing isn't hurting anyone, then by all means
do it all day long, see if I care. But I will not tolerate any
bullying, harassment, or abuse of people and animals. I love
nature, almost as much as I love lamp, and I love all the critters
who live in. Even though I am appalled by the horrid treatment of
animals raised for our consumption, I love the taste of meat so
much that I have to just ignore the truth. In my free time I like
to play music. I play the guitar, ukulele, trombone. piano, and
drums. I had to sell my drum kit when I moved out of a house and
into an apartment but I plan on buying a electronic drum set in
about six months. My sunny day hobbies include scuba diving,
hiking, camping, making out, hacky sack, walking the dog, long
boarding, snowboarding and kissing. My rainy day hobbies are making
out, watching movies, playing video games, dry humping, reading,
naked twister, and drinking tea.
What I’m doing with my life
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Right now I'm just working on my professional growth, I am an
apprentice electrician working on becoming a journeyman
electrician. Once that happens, which should be sometime around
June, then I plan on going back to school and getting a degree in
something science related.
I’m really good at
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making people feel comfortable and making out.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People don't take notice of me....
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: The Life of Pie, The Dharma Bums, The Rum Diaries,
Bodhisattva, Aztec Autumn, The Peaceful Warrior.
Shows: House, 30 Rock, Family Guy, Jeopardy, The Price is
Music: The Black Keys, Radiohead, Modest Mouse, B.B. King, Eric
Clapton, Cream, Cake, Devendrah Banheart, The Beatles, Joe
Satriani, Joe Bonamassa
Food: green bean casserole, carrot cake, Spaghetti alla puttanesca
(literally "whore's style spaghetti" in Italian), deep fried
eggplant, onion rings, blue cheese burgers, reuben sandwich,
hashbrowns, frog legs, and anything else edible.
The six things I could never do without
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I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
....what kind of kisser you might be.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
...waiting for you to call me.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I accidentally dry humped a dude in Thailand. He was a ladyboy, so
he dressed and looked like a woman, but I couldn't tell because of
the low lighting in the club. He started dancing with me and so I
danced back. After five minutes my friend pulled me aside and told
me that she knew him and that I was just grinding on a man. I was
pretty embarrassed then but I laugh about it now!
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