Once in high school a friend named Jamal said to me, "Hey man, I like you, cuz you gay but you ain't a faggot." We lost touch though. Wonder what he's up to?
I do not have a photo of myself in an exotic location holding a small native child, or petting/riding an indigenous animal; If that's a deal breaker I totally understand.
Here's a haiku about me:
That Jew over there
Eyes the color of pudding
He's a not bad guy.
playing the tin whistle by ear.
coming up with a third thing when I'm listing.
Jurassic Park, Groundhog Day, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Carrie, Clueless, All the original Nightmare on Elm Street movies
30 Rock, Weeds, Community, Happy Endings, Seinfeld, Lost, Joss Whedon's stuff, and pretty much anything that isn't about hospitals.
Sufjan Stevens, Joni Mitchell, Sondheim, bluegrass, folk, 90's jams, anything really. I'm woefully behind on current popular music, but let's be honest, most of it's garbage anyways, I'm a hundred years old.
Also I've never seen Cool Runnings.
If you have a sense of humor that's nuanced enough that you can express it without saying something vaguely declaratory like "I have a sense of humor".
I think I have a tiny bit of an Oedipal complex and I find myself drawn to musicians and lawyers.. But I'd be fine if you had Any Other Job as well.