*I do not actually play the banjo.*
I apologize for the confusion.

I've been called 'witty', 'scruffy' 'opinionated' 'Jewish' 'folksy' 'crass but on-point' 'loud' and 'hungry'.

Once in high school a friend named Jamal said to me, "Hey man, I like you, cuz you gay but you ain't a faggot." We lost touch though. Wonder what he's up to?

Living in Manhattan
Taking improv classes
Writing TV/screenplays / comedy / songs / epic poems
Waiting tables
'Freelancing' as a production assistant
Being a gay weirdo twenty something living with my best friends in a big city, etc. You know, girl stuff

identifying fonts.
playing the tin whistle by ear.
coming up with a third thing when I'm listing.

I rarely get feedback on this topic.

Ender's Game, His Dark Materials, The Sound and the Fury, the menu at Big Nick's on 77/Broadway

Jurassic Park, Groundhog Day, Rushmore, Mean Girls, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Clueless, The Last Unicorn

30 Rock, Community, Happy Endings, Breaking Bad, Lost, Joss Whedon's stuff, and pretty much anything that isn't about hospitals.

Sondheim musicals, bluegrass, folks, 90's jams, anything good.

Chinese, Thai, but seriously, everything.

you were in any way amused, intrigued, or aroused inexplicably by my profile.

If you're one of the following: smart, funny, sexy.
If you're all three of those and aren't a serial killer, by all means hit me up.
If you are a serial killer, I run really fast and have a Jewish mother who checks up on me frequently, so let that discourage you.