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banjosolo

29 New York, NY Man

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I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–45
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Today – 7:37am
Orientation
Gay
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 10″ (1.78m)
Body type
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Rarely
Drugs
Never
Religion
Judaism
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Working on space camp
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
*I do not actually play the banjo.*
I apologize for the confusion.

I was born and raised in Western Pennsylvania. I still say 'pop'.

Once in high school a friend named Jamal said to me, "Hey man, I like you, cuz you gay but you ain't a faggot." We lost touch though. Wonder what he's up to?

Here's a haiku about me:

That Jew over there
Eyes the color of pudding
He's a not bad guy.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
'Aspiring' comedian-writer-adult

(I also have a day job) (well my day job is at night) (so a night job)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
identifying fonts.
playing the tin whistle by ear.
coming up with a third thing when I'm listing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I rarely get feedback on this topic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Ender's Game, His Dark Materials, American Gods, The Sound and the Fury, everything I read as a child.

Jurassic Park, Groundhog Day, Rushmore, Mean Girls, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Carrie, Clueless, All the original Nightmare on Elm Street movies, every movie I loved as a child.

30 Rock, Weeds, Community, Happy Endings, Seinfeld, Lost, Joss Whedon's stuff, and pretty much anything that isn't about hospitals.

Sufjan Stevens (the new record is actually killing me), Sondheim musicals, bluegrass, folk, 90's jams, anything good.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
up
down
top
bottom
charm
strange
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Baba Yaga
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do not have a photo of myself in an exotic location holding a small native child, or petting/riding an indigenous animal.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you were in any way amused, intrigued, or aroused inexplicably by my profile.

If you want to go on a date. I love meeting new people. Sometimes. Sometimes I don't. I'm an introvert with extroverted tendencies. I think. I dunno, I took a quiz.

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