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My self-summary
I was born and raised in Western Pennsylvania. I still say 'pop'.

Once in high school a friend named Jamal said to me, "Hey man, I like you, cuz you gay but you ain't a faggot." We lost touch though. Wonder what he's up to?

I do not have a photo of myself in an exotic location holding a small native child, or petting/riding an indigenous animal; If that's a deal breaker I totally understand.

Here's a haiku about me:

That Jew over there
Eyes the color of pudding
He's a not bad guy.
What I’m doing with my life
I just grew my first beard and we are Very happy together.
I’m really good at
identifying fonts.
playing the tin whistle by ear.
coming up with a third thing when I'm listing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I get asked 'do you work here?' in a lot of random places, so I guess either my professional demeanor? Or how bad of a dresser I am?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Ender's Game, His Dark Materials, American Gods, The Sound and the Fury

Jurassic Park, Groundhog Day, Rushmore, Life Aquatic, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, Carrie, Clueless, All the original Nightmare on Elm Street movies

30 Rock, Weeds, Community, Happy Endings, Seinfeld, Lost, Joss Whedon's stuff, and pretty much anything that isn't about hospitals.

Sufjan Stevens, Joni Mitchell, Sondheim, bluegrass, folk, 90's jams, anything really. I'm woefully behind on current popular music, but let's be honest, most of it's garbage anyways, I'm a hundred years old.
The six things I could never do without
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Baba Yaga, the Russian witch who lives in the forest in a house on chicken feet
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
My ringtone used to be an audio clip of Mariah Carey chastising one of her backup singers in the middle of a song live on SNL in 1990 - "Somebody's doin' the wrong note!"

Also I've never seen Cool Runnings.
You should message me if
you were in any way amused, intrigued, or aroused inexplicably by my profile.

If you have a sense of humor that's nuanced enough that you can express it without saying something vaguely declaratory like "I have a sense of humor".

I think I have a tiny bit of an Oedipal complex and I find myself drawn to musicians and lawyers.. But I'd be fine if you had Any Other Job as well.