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barackojama

25 Dinuba, CA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 1:40am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Native American, Hispanic / Latin
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Other
Sign
Education
Working on university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
My name is Jason: Lunch-able enthusiast and Pokemon rights activist.

I'm 24 years old and from a semi-small town in Texas known as Victoria. I've recently moved I California after meeting a girl from this site. We're dating and living together also :) First off, I'm a HUGE nerd and a hopeless romantic and I'm pretty proud of that about me. WARNING: I can be pretty cheesy/dorky at times. I'm undeniably passionate about the things I love. Comic books, professional wrestling, reading, writing, tattoos, and my friends and family. I have a loving and supportive family and an even more lovely group of friends who're like my mini-family, I'd do absolutely anything for them. I'm a very committed person. I love someone who stands out. I want to learn and experience life with someone who I can see as being both my significant other and as my best friend also.

As I said above I'm in a long term relationship, so I'm just looking for a friend at the moment. I'm new to California so I'd like to meet a friend from the area!
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I'm currently working, and planning on going back to school. I'm going to be getting my Masters in History, and possibly go to professional wrestling school later on in life after I finish my basics. If I can complete it, it'll be more of a hobby and more or so me wanting to do it just to try it out. That way I won't regret it later in life for not having tried it.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Making bad jokes
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My resemblance to the fictional love child of George Lopez and Ryan Gosling.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: Watchmen, V for Vendetta, The Killing Joke (basically anything written by Alan Moore), American Gods, Catcher in the Rye, The Poet, The Scarecrow, The Jack Reacher Series, Harry Potter Series, and various Stephen King books.

Movies: I'm a huge documentary lover, Evil Dead, Evil Dead 2, Army of Darkness, Universal Monster movies, Iron Man, The Avengers, Thor, Pulp Fiction, Reservoir Dogs, The Dark Knight Trilogy, Star Wars, Fight Club, Cloverfield, Dawn of the Dead, The Shining, CLERKS, The Thing, [Rec.], Forgetting Sarah Marshall, Pineapple Express, Night of the Living Dead, Super Troopers, From Dusk til Dawn, The Toxic Avenger, Gotham Knight (or any other DC animated movie they shell out).

Shows: Arrested Development, King of the Hill, Malcom in the Middle, It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, LOST, Supernatural, Doctor Who, Sherlock, WWE, Peep Show, Breaking Bad, Avatar: The Last Airbender, SNL, The Legend of Korra, Adventure Time, Regular Show, Workaholics, The League, 30 Rock, Community, The Daily Show, The Colbert Report, American Dad, Bob's Burgers,

Music: The Killers, The Beatles, Bright Eyes, Conor Oberst and the Mystic Valley Band, The Bravery, Franz Ferdinand, Late of the Pier, Vampire Weekend, A Day to Remember, Of Mice & Men, The Violent Femmes, The Clash, Against Me!, Bayside, Kanye West, Kid Cudi, Edward Sharpe and the Magnetic Zeroes, Dead Man's Bones, Crystal Castles, Blind Pilot, The Drums, Duran Duran, H2O, Depeche Mode, The Cure, Das Racist, The Asteroids Galaxy Tour, The Smiths, David Bowie, Queen, Modest Mouse, The Cars, Bruce Springsteen, Mastadon, Arcadia, MGMT, Arcade Fire, Dropkick Murpheys, Flogging Molly, Mancester Orchestra, Neutral Milk Hotel, Brand New

Food: Yes, plz
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
THE SIX THINGS I COULD NEVER DO WITHOUT OFFICIAL POWER RANKINGS:

1. My friends
2. Family
3. My phone
4. Reading/Writing
5. Twitter
6: Oxygen
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
My friends/whatever is currently going on in my life. Also, Dinosaurs.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
I'm probably out with my friends, at work, staying in with my friends, or by myself listening to some righteous music and on Tumblr.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a Twitter account. #shocking
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
If anything in my profile interests you, if you just absolutely hate me and you need to be vocal about it, or if you found my favorite Flounder plushie that I lost at a Dallas hotel when I was 6 and wish to return it.