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barbedpiano

23 M Orlando, FL

My Details

Last Online
Jun 15
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Fit
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Agnosticism
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Hospitality
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I like long walks on the beach and dinners by candlelight. I love animals and enjoy working with kids. Did you swoon yet? I know I did. God, I'm gorgeous.

Really though, I'm not a very serious dude, in case you couldn't tell by the profile. In which case, see a doctor immediately, as you might be suffering from a case of fractured ass.

You'll usually find me grinning when I've just made a joke that made someone chuckle, and/or when I'm outside in the sun.
What I’m doing with my life
Getting all excited to work at Seaworld as an Educator! I love marine biology and the ocean/beach in general.
I’m really good at
Making only the most sophisticated and humorous jokes, most involving fart noises, the phrase "your mom", or both. I'm HILARIOUS. Don't worry though, if you don't laugh at my jokes, I will. Uproariously.
The first things people usually notice about me
How goddamn gorgeous I am. Or my height. Probably the gorgeous thing, though. Whatever.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books:
The Hunger Games
R.A. Salvatore novels
I am the Messenger

Movies:
Treasure Planet - lifetime favorite
Indiana Jones 1-3 and sometimes 4
Kill Bill
Batman- animated and live action movies

Shows:
Psych
Burn Notice
Avatar
Walking Dead
Supernatural

Music:
Ratatat, Daft Punk, Emancipator, Pretty Lights, Mackelmore, a cheese grater making tender love to a wood chipper, Awolnation, Blackmill, all kinds of weird music except country.

Food:
Sushi, steak, pizza, and broccoli. ALL AT ONCE.
The six things I could never do without
Sunshine
My phone
A few good books
My gym membership
My dashing good looks
Swimming
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Why my personality bars are the way they are. I'm not less romantic and worse mannered, YOU ARE, Okcupid. Jerk.
On a typical Friday night I am
Sometimes going out with my friends, sometimes throwing a party at my place, and sometimes just relaxing at home watching netflix and eating ice cream.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Gaston is my spirit animal.

I'm a bit of a nerd, especially regarding Batman.

Oh man, the tall, skinny guy with thick glasses is a nerd. WHO COULD HAVE GUESSED?
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Billionaire supermodel astronauts ONLY.

Billionaire supermodel pirates will be considered on a provisional basis.

P.S. I'm not looking for a one night stand. Been there, done that, sent the postcard home, not my jam. If you really really want a one night stand, allow me to direct you to the next profile button, where the line of dudes goes out the door, around the corner, and across the entire world.