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26 Chicago, IL Woman


I’m looking for

  • Everyone
  • Ages 26–32
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 4:20pm
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Full figured
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from two-year college
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and has cats
English (Fluently), Portuguese (Okay), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Jersey girl born/raised. Though I'm not as high maintenance as what's assumed.

I am mildly familiar with the city. If you look out you'll see me on my bike in different neighborhoods. Adventurers wanted. I'm all for meeting new people and having new experiences. If it develops into a romantic relationship, I wouldn't be opposed.

I listen to the ramones' "loudmouth" on repeat for hours on end and drink 500 cups of maté in the process.

I'm really into living. Not obsessed with planning but really love going on vacations and traveling. Going new places is a must and I am looking for companionship in that area.

DIY always.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
busy being a cosmetologist and working in a very successful salon in Logan Square, i love my job and what i do. i also do amatuer special fx make-up. i work a lot to save.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
my job as a cosmetologist, cooking, cycling in a skirt/knee highs, solitaire, waking up early and online shopping
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Painted lips. My attitude, i'm confident without being cocky.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
a clockwork orange, anything written by daniel clowes, hardcore zen, stuff by chuck klosterman, the 'beat' poets, eye scream & black coffee blues.. numerous comix/graphic novels

JOHN CUSACK MOVIES, AMELIE<3, b-films, anything deliciously gory...

i LOVE lost, modern family, bobs burgers, dexter, the walking dead, and the office. can't do without those shows

i listen to everything from thrash to old trojan records and soul music. right now it's been lots of 999, Ronettes, Melvins, Brenda Lee, Hoax, Bathory, Joao Gilberto&Elis Regina, Neurosis. MARC BOLAN. THE RAMONES.

I have way too many Christmas albums on vinyl.

anything involving guacamole. gin gin gin.

chipotle style Cholula on everything.

The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Iced mate, my cat, a dark room to sleep in, my bike, lipstick and pizza.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
What I can do to con someone into giving me their Descendents colored vinyl.

Ancient egyptology.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Either hanging out at home to rejuvenate or riding my bike from bar to barcade (sometimes getting a drink and sometimes not). Pinball is necessary for a good time.

or stuff like this
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have tattoos (some you can always see, some you can't).

When i'm sad i listen to the Beach Boys - Don't Worry Baby on repeat.

I can't sleep comfortably if i'm wearing pants.

I can not understand / get around to accepting men in flip-flops. I will ultimately look past you. I just can not help it.

At first I may come off as shy - I'm not, I may still be deciding if I like you or not.

I grew up having insecurities about my body. I can now say I love what I have and am completely comfortable with my curves. If your intentions are based solely on sex and need it with a thin petite woman. I am not for you.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you don't mind a girl who voices her opinion, you like to go to a mom&pops for dinner rather than a chain restaurant, you'd want to take me to a drive-in movie, you'd rather own an album on vinyl than a cd, you have a (well groomed) beard and would wanna go for a bike ride. Or if you really, really enjoy cuddling.

Take me to Galloping Ghost.

Do NOT message me:
If you are racist
If you are a homophobe
If you live with your parents
If you have bad teeth
If you like vampire weekend

If you're not willing to ride bikes with me, it certainly will not work.

"I want all that stupid old shit, like letters and sodas."