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28 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Dec 22
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
'Much too much, and yet not enough.'

That's been my overall impression about people and my experiences in life. Never thought it would happen to me or that I'd live long enough to see the day, but I have and it did. And so you ask and I say...'if I'da just had a little more salt and pepper, none of this would'a gone down! Except for Dan being mauled alive and us shooting that bear in the head, we could've prevented everything else with a bit more hot sauce, eh? Don't you agree?'

'You're a moron.'

'Precisely what I expected to hear. But moron or not, you love me and couldn't live without me, not right away, anyway.'

'Look, just ask me to pass you the hot sauce and salt and pepper and speak like a normal person. No wonder you're alone.'

'Yes, but I'd feel less alone with some hot sauce in my burrito--never mind the salt and pepper.'

'Un-fucking-believable!'

'I get that a lot.'
What I’m doing with my life
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In the world of travel and comedy and solitude and friends and books and long walks and sleep-ins and grocery shopping and washing laundry and contemplating needless shit and replaying meaningless conversation and listening to people's shit and just laying low before flying high...just about nothing, zilch, and especially nada.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Word play, languages, story-telling, finding just enough peace of mind to get by.

What I'm really bad at:
Writing a grocery list.
Sticking to a badly written grocery list.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really animated. I get that a lot. I must stick my tongue out more than I realize.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Many, many things. My duality is up there. Writing is too. Sweaty sex for sure. Good jokes are up there. Stage presence. My spoken languages. Loving friends and family. Witty comebacks I'll never use. And stars, really bright stars and galaxies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No clue. Aucune idée. Sepa la madre..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cut my own hair because I refuse to pay $30 plus tip for a worthless, yuppy priced buzz. Fuck that with a stolen dick!
You should message me if
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You just wanna laugh and cheer and ROAR like a lioness...kitty kitty bang bang.

PS
I had serious fun writing this profile.

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