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bare-specious

28 Seattle, WA Man

Man

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 20–40
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Today – 4:37am
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Height
5′ 9″ (1.76m)
Body Type
Diet
Smokes
Drinks
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Status
Single
Type
Offspring
Pets
Speaks
English, French, Spanish

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Hi and welcome to my pitch,

I love to think of myself as man with a sense of humor--sometimes a little TOO much. For that, I do not apologize. Thick-skinned people and I tend to get along VERY well; that being said, I wear my emotions on my sleeves and am very willing to share them; usually because I'm trusting and only hope to gain one's trust in return. Hint, hint: trust is a big freakin' deal. People tend to tell me things they don't or wouldn't tell others. I have a knack for this. I'm a good fuggin' listener. Really, I am. I listen to people the way people in the 20's, 30's and 40's listened to radio, it's HUGELY entertaining (and insightful). Probably why I speak three languages.

I find everyone is a vehicle to life, with some models differing in color, size, and functionality. How you choose to maneuver yourself is entirely up to you. It's when you move for others and/or for a positive purpose does that vehicle become noble and attractive. What's my purpose? How should I know? I take the bus everywhere.

I'm...well...in a word...like most people...more than what this profile could ever describe. Honestly, I'm still discovering parts of myself that were previously unknown or even alien to me; and I like that. If curiosity, wonder, and goofy behavior resonate with you, we'd likely get along. I couldn't predict or promise anything more than that. Admittedly though, should it ever come to it, I'm a helpless romantic. Please don't take that as a sign neediness or dependence. I've actually been (willingly) single for many years, felt it would teach me a lesson or two (*nervous laughter*).

I couldn't think of a strong finisher. So, that's it. WAIT...I just thought of one:

Hollah!
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Word play, languages, story-telling, finding just enough peace of mind to get by.

What I'm really bad at:
Writing a grocery list.
Sticking to a badly written grocery list.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm really animated. I get that a lot. I must stick my tongue out more than I realize.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Many, many things. My duality is up there. Writing is too. Sweaty sex for sure. Good jokes are up there. Stage presence. My spoken languages. Loving friends and family. Witty comebacks I'll never use. And stars, really bright stars and galaxies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
No clue. Aucune idée. Sepa la madre..
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I cut my own hair because I refuse to pay $30 plus tip for a worthless, yuppy-priced buzz. As a wiseman once said:

'Fuck that with a stolen dick!'
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You just wanna laugh and cheer and ROAR like a lioness...kitty kitty bang bang.

PS
I had serious fun writing this profile.