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barelyknowso

28 Kansas City, MO Woman

Woman

I’m looking for

  • Men
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m)
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality
Income
Rather not say
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Monogamous
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
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I dig life. I really like going out and doing things. I feel as though Im missing so much when Im in my apartment. Im a really positive person. However, I am brutally honest and open. So much so that I get to the point where I embarrass myself. That quality gets me in a lot of trouble. Generally Im awkward and lack social skills that most people find appealing, but I get by.

I don't own a car. I haven't for five years. I moved downtown, and take the bus or walk everywhere. I am completely okay with that and don't ask for rides or expect anything. I am an adult, and made a conscious decision not to own things I don't need.

I really like sports. Mostly soccer. I have season tickets to Sporting Kansas City. I follow our US National Team, and Arsenal FC. I travel to follow my favorite teams and someday hope to see a game at Emirates Stadium.

For those of you wondering where my name came from... Its a line from the song Sunkeneyed Girl by Mike Doughty. "You're my whole world and you barely know so."
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making myself a better person. I started taking steps towards healthy living. I could not be happier or feel better. For the first time in my life, I am genuinely happy with myself. Its amazing and completely liberating.

I work at a casino. It's hilarious and I love it. I am planning on starting school soon. Even at 28, I have no idea what I want to be when I grow up.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
putting a puzzle together, owning a cat, making the same face in every picture, and sometimes, Im really good at high fives.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Eyes, Healthy head of hair, tattoos on my collarbone and arms, generally happy disposition.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: People are Unappealing, Even Me. - Sara Barron. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs - Chuck Klosterman. Don't Get too Comfortable - David Rakoff

Movies: Away We Go, Paris, Je T'aime, Tarnation, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Dreamers, The Big Lebowski, Goal!, Goal 2, Broken Flowers, Run Lola Run, The Warriors, Garden State, Trainspotting, The Squid and the Whale, Jesus Camp, Female Trouble, Cry-Baby, Dirty Dancing, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Happy Endings, The Life Aquatic, I ❤ Huckabees, The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man on the Moon Marigolds, Party Monster, Little Miss Sunshine, Elephant, Vanilla Sky

Shows: Workaholics, The League, The Daily Show, The Office, The Colbert Report, New Girl, Law and Order: SVU, Shameless, Bobs Burgers, The New Normal

Music: Ben Howard. That's all.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. My cat, Betty.
2. My little sister.
3. My Laptop/Cell phone.
4. The great outdoors.
5. Soccer.
6. Chipotle. Burrito Bowl. Lettuce, Rice, Steak, Pico, Corn Salsa, and Guacamole.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How to better myself. How to find a good way to exercise that wont make my ankles and feet worse. Where I've been and where Im going.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Depends on whether or not I work in the morning on Saturday. I'm either or asleep or having drinks with friends.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I think Pauly D from the Jersey Shore is really attractive.

Also, I judge you based on the amount of spelling errors in your profile.
You should message me if
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You like soccer. You know what KCCO means and would like to scroll the DAR with me. You want to hold my hand when I get my second set of microdermals. You genuinely appreciate the comedy of Doug Benson. You're a chubby chaser.