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barelyknowso

26 / F / Straight / Single

Kansas City, Missouri

Her Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 6:41pm
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 6″ (1.68m).
Body Type
Curvy
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism but not too serious about it
Sign
Cancer but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Hospitality / Travel
Income
Rather not say
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, and doesn’t want any
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I dig life. I really like going out and doing things. I feel as though Im missing so much when Im in my apartment. Im a really positive person. However, I am brutally honest and open. So much so that I get to the point where I embarrass myself. That quality gets me in a lot of trouble. Generally Im awkward and lack social skills that most people find appealing, but I get by.

I don't own a car. I haven't for five years. I moved downtown, and take the bus or walk everywhere. I am completely okay with that and don't ask for rides or expect anything. I am an adult, and made a conscious decision not to own things I don't need.

I really like sports. Mostly soccer. I have season tickets to Sporting Kansas City. I follow our US National Team, and Arsenal FC. I travel to follow my favorite teams and someday hope to see a game at Emirates Stadium.

For those of you wondering where my name came from... Its a line from the song Sunkeneyed Girl by Mike Doughty. "You're my whole world and you barely know so."
What I’m doing with my life
Throwing it all away watching horrible reality tv shows. I live downtown with my cat in a loft next to a bar, which I now frequent. I wait tables and I really enjoy it. My bills are paid and I live on my own. I think Im doing just fine.

I've lost 30 lbs since the beginning of the year and am hoping to continue with that. I feel really positive about the changes Im making in my life.
I’m really good at
putting a puzzle together, chugging a beer, owning cats, waking up in the morning, playing this game on my phone, making the same face in every picture, and sometimes, Im really good at high fives.
The first things people usually notice about me
Eyes, Healthy head of hair, piercings (lip, microdermal in my chest), tattoo on my collarbone, generally happy disposition.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: People are Unappealing, Even Me. - Sara Barron. Sex, Drugs, and Cocoa Puffs - Chuck Klosterman. Don't Get too Comfortable - David Rakoff

Movies: Away We Go, Paris, Je T'aime, Tarnation, Hedwig and the Angry Inch, The Dreamers, The Big Lebowski, Goal!, Goal 2, Broken Flowers, Run Lola Run, The Warriors, Garden State, Trainspotting, The Squid and the Whale, Jesus Camp, Female Trouble, Cry-Baby, Dirty Dancing, Fight Club, Boondock Saints, Me and You and Everyone We Know, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Happy Endings, The Life Aquatic, I ❤ Huckabees, The Effect of Gamma Rays on Man on the Moon Marigolds, Party Monster, Little Miss Sunshine, Elephant, Vanilla Sky

Shows: Workaholics, The League, The Daily Show, The Office, The Colbert Report, New Girl, Law and Order: SVU, Shameless, Bobs Burgers, The New Normal

Music: Ben Howard. I haven't listened to anyone else in two months, so there's no point in listing anyone else.
The six things I could never do without
1. My cat, Betty. She is the sweetest cat possibly in the history of man or cats.
2. My little sister. She is honestly my best friend and the most reliable person I know.
3. My Laptop/Cell phone.
4. Glace Ice Cream. Oh, Christopher Elbow...
5. Soccer. I genuinely love it.
6. Chipotle. Burrito Bowl. Lettuce, Rice, Pico, Corn Salsa, and Guacamole. nom nom nom
I spend a lot of time thinking about
How to better myself. How to find a good way to exercise that wont make my ankles and feet worse. Where I've been and where Im going.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working until 10. Then I come home and sometimes go to the bar next door, or straight to sleep. I know, sounds delightful.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I think Pauly D from the Jersey Shore is really attractive. Yeah. Don't judge.

Also, I judge you based on the amount of spelling errors in your profile.
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 24–34
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You like soccer. You know what KCCO means and would like to scroll the DAR with me. You want to hold my hand when I get my second set of microdermals. You genuinely appreciate the comedy of Doug Benson. You're a chubby chaser.