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barfasourus

34 M Brooklyn, NY

My Details

Last Online
Apr 9
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
I'm self employed doing marketing, advertising sales, coordinating skateboard and snowboarding contests, and selling sponsorships for other random events. My office is messy and so is my room. But at least I don't have a boss.
What I’m doing with my life
Writing I make zines and do a monthly column for a local publication. I love to write but refuse to blog. Working on my 'get rich slow' plan. Navigating the seas of the lucrative claw machine industry. Using my new button maker. Eating pizza. Watching Jazz games.
I’m really good at
Remembering bad jokes. Guessing a persons height and weight on the first try. Making fun of others as well as myself. Tempting fate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I'd rather not think about this because I'm terrible at first impressions
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Book: Naked Lunch
Movie: The Godfather
Show: Bobs Burgers
Music: The Ramones
Food: Soup
The six things I could never do without
1. my cat Jet Pack
2. my cat Jet Pack
3. my cat Jet Pack
4. my cat Jet pack
5. my cat Jet Pack
6. my cat, his name is Jet Pack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
boobs. any guy on this site who say's otherwise is lying
On a typical Friday night I am
drinking or at band practice. Wait...my band never practices, so drinking somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I'm afraid of the color yellow
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends
You should message me if
Did you know that ducks die right after they have sex?

Well, the one I had sex with did.