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barfasourus

35 M Brooklyn, NY

I’m looking for

  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–36
  • Located anywhere
  • For new friends

My Details

Last Online
May 14
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 1″ (1.85m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly vegetarian
Smokes
Yes
Drinks
Very often
Drugs
Sometimes
Religion
Atheism, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Taurus, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Dropped out of university
Job
Sales / Marketing
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and likes cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm self employed doing marketing, advertising sales, coordinating skateboard and snowboarding contests, and selling sponsorships for other random events. My office is messy and so is my room. But at least I don't have a boss.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Writing I make zines and do a monthly column for a local publication. I love to write but refuse to blog. Working on my 'get rich slow' plan. Navigating the seas of the lucrative claw machine industry. Using my new button maker. Eating pizza. Watching Jazz games.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Remembering bad jokes. Guessing a persons height and weight on the first try. Making fun of others as well as myself. Tempting fate.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'd rather not think about this because I'm terrible at first impressions
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Book: Naked Lunch
Movie: The Godfather
Show: Bobs Burgers
Music: The Ramones
Food: Soup
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. my cat Jet Pack
2. my cat Jet Pack
3. my cat Jet Pack
4. my cat Jet pack
5. my cat Jet Pack
6. my cat, his name is Jet Pack
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
boobs. any guy on this site who say's otherwise is lying
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
drinking or at band practice. Wait...my band never practices, so drinking somewhere.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I'm afraid of the color yellow
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
Did you know that ducks die right after they have sex?

Well, the one I had sex with did.