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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21–24
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Aug 23
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Pisces, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Science / Engineering
Doesn’t have kids
English, French (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Let's pretend I have a firm idea of who I am at all times, and have the ability to sum it up in a block of text. Even if I could, I'm not sure it is possible to do accurately -- every person is an experience, not a chunk of data.

But for those that wonder, I'm basically one of those nerdy people that sits at home all day. Its fun; I spend alot of time reading (fantasy, sci-fi, rabdom other things), playing games, guitar/drums at 4 am, or just chatting with people. I am a closet artist, take pride in the things I make (failures have a tendency to be scrapped. A little bit of a perfectionist towards my own work) I enjoy working with clay, sculpting, but lack the materials to make or finish anything at this point.

I went to college, graduated with a Bachelor's in geology. I love rocks, mining minerals out of walls, and polarized light microscopy -- sadly, it isn't a practical field, and I probably won't ever find a job in it. So, I'm currently a lab technician in a fruit prep plant. I just started, and it seems promising.

I'm immensely sarcastic, and at times a huge douche -- but it is always for fun and games. When people get down to it, most have called me one of the best friends they have (despite my douchebaggery? Now, how 'bout dat) I can be serious when I need to be, too. And I would like to think I have a good handle on life when that needs to happen.

Oh. And if there is one thing that just ... pisses me off to no end, it's when people abbreviate words like "you" and "are" with a letter. Seriously, take the half second to spell shit out ._.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Existing. Working a boring job with little social life right now; looking for new hobbies and people to talk to.
I play the WoW and MtG, too. We all have our addictions. Thankfully, I'm growing very bored with both, and have learned how to control my addictions :D

Also looking for new strange and interesting hobbies. No, not stamp collecting. Things that people wouldn't have a clue about.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
"Good" is relative. The things I take pride in are far more important, and the things I enjoy are even motr important still.
I develop some skill at anything I do. If I want to be better at it, I do it more.
Want to know more? Ask.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Don't know. People usually hit me the first time I meet them, and become their best friend ahortly after.

Seriously. 95% success rate :|
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Literature : I actually still pull out my college texts to keep things fresh in my mind (or the more likely, I'm arguing with someone over the classification of a mineral).
I have a bookcase filled (200 or so) of manga. Gotts love buy 3 get one free manga fridays growing up.
I am also a huge fan of The Name of The Wind. Seriously. The most painful part is that it is probably going to be another four years before the third book ;w;

Music : Lots of rock. Light metal. Been on a shinedown binge for a while.

Food : Becoming a huge fan of actual Mexican. Otherwise, tacos, burgers, pasta, breads, sweets. I am a fat kid at heart. :D

Tv : people still use this thing? Let's just summarize this to action and comedy. I like explosions. I like laughing.

Video games: Anything by Nippon Ichi. Huge fan of the disgaea series (tactical rpg's). Have been straying away from video games lately for Magic. Getting fairly good at it, too
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1) Something to do. Seriously. Being bored is really painful. Even if its mindless, monotonous, and repetetive, beats being bored.

2) Food. I like me that food. Yes, I am a fat kid at heart. And it feels good to eat! What's not to love?

3) People. Friends, family, and strangers that lead to interesting conversation. I enjoy learning new things, joking around, laughing, and just seeing a different outlet on things.

4) My limbs. I need to be able to move and do things. Being bedridden isn't a good feel. Not being able to interact with things just as bad. I MEAN I SUPPOSE I COULD JUST SLAM MY FACE INTO EVERYTHING WHICH WOULD PROBABLY BE HILARIOUS FOR EVERYONE ELSE, but, that's not really high on my to-do list.

5) Uhhh... Language? As bad as English is, I probably wouldn't get far without it. Especially hard to interact with others. Can only do so many things with grunts and chest-pounding, you know?

6) Probably dat internet. Actually, yes. That internet.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fantasy. Reality. What I'm eating today. Current schedule. Bacon. Funny things on the internet. Kitties. Philosophy. Science. Physics. Things I should have done/said that would have been oh-so-witty.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out, playing cards with friends. Because there is nothing else to do.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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My front teeth are fake, due to an unfortunate accident where I had to headbutt an alligator. Missed my forehead, hit him with my teeth. It then laughed, took my wallet, and ran. I was most unhappy.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You read that essay on "why you should talk to me" that I wrote above.
No, seriously, if you made it down here, just ping me. I'm almost always looking for good conversation.