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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 22–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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6′ 1″ (1.86m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Leo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs and likes cats
My self-summary
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For a person that laughs and smiles all day, I just can't seem to do it in photos. I even like unsmiling photos of women. I don't know what that means.

I come with multiple options: I can be clean shaven or not. Clad in flannel or a tailored suit. Drinking wine or beer. Unflappably polite or hysterical & raunchy. Choose your own adventure.

I don't think I'm very good looking but I suspect I'll be handsomer as an older man so there is an opportunity to get in on the ground floor. So many men fall apart so easily but I'm staying taut in all the right places while developing select very good looking creases.

I also suspect I'm going to live a very long time so if you're interested in very long term dating please be well built, strong willed, and pretty resilient because I would prefer to die in and around the same time. I don't want to get attached to someone then get stuck a widow for long. If you are only interested in short term dating feel free to smoke, drink, and eat fried food. I'll give you all I've got and make your sexiest prime the time of your life.

The personality aggregator thinks I'm not romantic but I can definitely prove it wrong.
What I’m doing with my life
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Finishing up a great career in the culinary arts where I've been a wine buyer, bar manager, and worked on the most amazing team to run a really cool small restaurant. I don't bar tend much anymore because I don't like working past 11:00 p.m. (why I have time to date you and wake up at your same hour).

Slowly inching into a new career as a beverage technologist, which is pretty much a distiller but with a focus on product development and tackling the hard science of it all. How do you make whiskey from scratch? First we must invent the universe!

A little micro entrepreneurship project occupies a small amount of my time where I ship some equipment I designed around the world at a slow trickle.

I still spend a nice amount of time writing on food science and art topics. Its wildly fun, and believe it or not, a lot of people follow it so it leads to a nice amount of corresponding and collaborating around the world.

Otherwise its all reading books, being outside, and chasing skirts with a lot of sharing meals with loved ones in between. I'm sure some woman is going to catch me soon and take the skirt chasing out of the equation.
I’m really good at
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Connecting the dots and getting things done. Appreciating others. Criticizing the government. Complimenting artists. Loving lots of music. Knowing where to get the best of everything to eat and eating it. Getting around because I teleport with my bike or take the motorcycle. Being pleasantly ridiculous.

"What I like about you," she said, "is the serious way you make up nonsense."
The first things people usually notice about me
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I'm tall with blue eyes. I'm all Levi's 501s, t-shirts and leather jackets. My uncommon vitality.

The last thing you'll notice: I do the right thing even when its the hard way. I'm a strong provider type (not that I want a damsel) and when the going gets tough, I test better than most men.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Finally finished up Infinite Jest and now I'm reading a little Italo Calvino. Raymond Chandler, the short stories of Garcia Marquez. I accumulate large piles of non fiction and devour journal articles. I go to matinees constantly. Zuzu, Wally's, the Plough & Stars. Lead Belly, Bo Diddley, R.L. Burnside, the Gun Club, the kinks, the Cramps, Tribe Called Quest, Pete Rock & C.L. Smooth. I eat out constantly.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
& lip balm (not necessarily in that order)
2 wheeled transport
a dirty mind, (which is a joy forever)
my contrarian tendencies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how a zombie outbreak could be prevented if we buried people with their shoelaces tied together.

otherwise, carburetors & spark plugs, non linguistic thought, grounded cross-modal metaphors, the categorization of aromas, creative linkage strategies, the relationship of art to games to the objective scientific method, super normal stimuli, nth degree abstraction, the rhetoric of art, anxiety, complacency, cementing memories, retrieving memories, omelets, avocados, bacon.

Accurately representing myself but standing out so I can escape this rock with a total babe that I can be good to.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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The only reason I don't have a shirtless selfie is because of my extreme farmer's tan.

Under my semi-gruff exterior there is definitely a romantic and an optimist?
You should message me if
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If you have character and can handle a character.

If you are mischievous, just plain curious or like to embrace the delicious trial and error of it all.

If you are lovely enough to change all my priorities in life.