First this... http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Forer_effect
I am a kindhearted, passionate, motivated person. Also, I am finishing my PhD so I spend a lot of my time writing, researching and teaching (or finding something to distract me from those things). My research on food and restaurants and identity, so I obviously love to cook, drink, eat, etc.
Some other nonsense I find joy in include being snarky, quick wit, goofiness, music (both production and appreciation), art of all kinds, interior design (mid-century, industrial, vintage), fashion, shoes, social justice, biking, short walks on the beach, mispeling words, sarcasm and whiskey, lots and lots of whiskey.