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barthalomew

33 F Houston, TX

My Details

Last Online
Aug 18, 2013
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 4″ (1.63m)
Body Type
Average
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and somewhat serious about it
Sign
Capricorn, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Education
Income
$30,000–$40,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English (Fluently)

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My self-summary
I am like a cannon ball, calm when the seas are calm but light the fuse on my cannon and BOOM I become an outgoing ball of energy. Although I do enjoy my time below deck in my cabin, I would much rather be in Tortuga enjoying good food, good company and just plain being up to no good. I am looking for someone to sail the seven seas with. You don't have to be the most notorious pirate, but you have to be able to show a wench a good time.
What I’m doing with my life
By day I am a dance teacher and a salesperson. By night I am a pillaging, plundering, troublemaking pirate who loves to go out and let the seas be her guide.
I’m really good at
I am really good at dancing a jig in the tavern. You will catch me patching up ye ole ship. Being the captain of my ship leading me crew around, and hiding me treasure.
The first things people usually notice about me
They notice that I like to be the center of attention.
The six things I could never do without
1. My sword
2. My monkey
3. My ship
4. My treasure
5. My rum
6. My compass that points at what my heart desires
I really do not like to have to choose items, one needs food, water, shelter and oxygen, so that only leaves me with two items of my choosing. I would have to say my family (humans and fur babies), and so that leaves me with a spot open for that someone special. Is it you?
I spend a lot of time thinking about
I spend a lot of time thinking about what the pirate of my dreams is like. How tall is he, does he have blue eyes, what kinds of tattoos does he have (if any), does he have piercings, what kinds of big boy toys does he drive, is he a bad ass, what is he thinking about when he looks at me, where is his treasure buried and does he have a big heart.
On a typical Friday night I am
Going out with or hanging out with friends
I’m looking for
  • Guys who like girls
  • Ages 27–38
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You want to know more about me.