If I see one more profile that includes something as inane and
empty as 'fun-loving' I will...probably press back on the internet
browser. HEAD SHAKINGLY
Anyway, hmmmmm, self-summary, right... I'm sarcastic, generally
pretty reserved but I can oscillate between really shy and
charismatic pending my level of interest and comfort (and level of
caffeine, sleep, etc). I write (starting up some fiction right now,
though I competed at the national poetry slam last year), I like to
help people during shitty times in their life (I was a volunteer
firefighter/EMT for a couple years), I like exploring places I
shouldn't NECESSARILY be (ie: trespassing).
Also, I...love...fun? Damnit.
What I’m doing with my life
Trying to turn my writing into something people are willing to pay
Going to school to become a doctor working in disaster areas
And learning to hold my head up during high tide and rolling with
the punch lines. (and trying to rhyme, apparent...lime)
I’m really good at
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: Everything is Illuminated, The Fountainhead, Flow My Tears
the Policeman Said, The Great Gatsby, House of Leaves, The Road,
Dune, Neuromancer, Fight Club, American Psycho, etc etc etc...
Animorphs (alright, maybe that one's a little old)
Musica: Interpol, mc chris, Sage Francis, The Glitch Mob, The
Crystal Method, Deltron, Eyedea, Tenacious D, The Mars Volta, Snow
Patrol, Florence + The Machine, Atmosphere, Band of Horses, Blue
Scholars, Lana Del Rey, Sublime, Bad Religion, Mindless Self
Indulgence (yeah, I said it), DethKlok, etc etc etc
I don't watch the TVs, except occasionally online.
Also, Thai food. Yup.
The six things I could never do without
Fingers. I mean I've got the standard 10, but if I can only keep 6
of them, I'll take what I can get.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Story ideas. Places around town I'd like to explore. The ways in
which human nature is being forcefully transformed by technological
advances aaaaaand when AI will finally become smart enough that I
can talk to it. Like for real, SIRI doesn't count until it starts
confiding in me its existential misgivings.
On a typical Friday night I am
Or at home writing, homeworking, or just bored as all get out.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
On an internet profile? Well, I'm in a witness protection program
after witnessing the brutal assassination of my parents by the
Mexican drug cartels.
Also, I'm totally willing to lie for the sake of sarcasm.
You should message me if
- you are sarcastic, intelligent, and have an absurd sense of
- you have good taste in anything (preferably everything)
- you like going on ridiculous adventures