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24 Washington, DC Man


I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 12:24pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Mostly anything
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids
Likes dogs
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
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I like sports and shock value jokes. It's a little strange how well that sentence describes me.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a pricing analyst, so I know my way around a spreadsheet, if you know what I mean. Also I play baseball, kick it with my heterosexual life mates on the weekends, and take videos with my GoPro.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Backflips and driving. I wanna be a racecar driver, but unfortunaty I'm not on the proper career path for that
The first things people usually notice about me
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My personality. But only if you're blind. In which case you'd be having trouble reading this. Do they make braille computer monitors yet? Maybe made of some organic self manipulating material? I might be getting off topic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Honestly, if you don't like Parks n Rec, just get out. I love movies with Paul Rudd and Will Ferrell. And European doner kebabs are probably the most delicious thing I've ever eaten. We need those in America.

I listen to The Strokes, John Coltrane, and Big L and I play some instruments like the trumpet, piano, and a little more dabbling.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
My baseball glove, 'I Love You Man' the movie, music, and my mountain bike - which was stolen a few years ago. I've been dead on the inside ever since.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
When I'm buying my motorcycles and baseball, but I hear there are more important things.

Also, are people being serious when they answer that question, saying the Earth is bigger than the Sun? Do people actually think that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Jerkin' on the dance floor. This kind...

Or doing nothing with friends. Either way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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Anything if you ask. But really.
You should message me if
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you got jokes. I like jokes! Do it!