25 Washington, DC
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My self-summary
I like sports and shock value jokes. It's a little strange how well that sentence describes me.

I'm also a big optimist, and don't like making plans in advance.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in finance, so I know my way around a spreadsheet.

I play baseball, kick it with my heterosexual life mates on the weekends, and take videos with my GoPro.
I’m really good at
Driving and doing backflips. Objectively speaking, I recently came to the realization that my best sport is probably frisbee (maybe not a panty dropper).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Honestly, if you don't like Parks n Rec, just get out.
I love you Man. Any movie with Paul Rudd and Will Ferrell.
European doner kebabs (which I haven't had in over 4 years).

I listen to The Strokes, John Coltrane, and Big L and I play some instruments like the trumpet, piano, and a little more dabbling.
The six things I could never do without
My baseball glove, quoting movies, music, and my mountain bike (which was stolen from me a few years ago. I've been dead on the inside ever since)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Baseball, astronomy, and when I'm going to buy a motorcycle. But I hear there are more important things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Jerkin' on the dance floor. This kind...

Or doing nothing with friends. Either way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anything if you ask.
You should message me if
If you got jokes. I like jokes.