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baseballandski

24 M Washington, DC

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
Athletic
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Aries, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Other
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Likes dogs
Speaks
English, Spanish (Okay)

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My self-summary
I like sports and shock value jokes. It's a little strange how well that sentence describes me.
What I’m doing with my life
I work with numbers and junk - I'm good with spreadsheets, if you know what I mean. Also, I watch sports, kick it with my heterosexual life mates on the weekends, and take videos with my GoPro.
I’m really good at
Backflips, stealing bases when playing baseball and driving. I wanna be a racecar driver, but unfortunaty I'm not on the proper career path for that
The first things people usually notice about me
My personality. But only if you're blind. In which case you'd be having trouble reading this. Do they make braille computer monitors yet? Maybe made of some organic self manipulating material? I might be getting off topic.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Honestly, if you don't like Parks n Rec, just get out. I love movies with Paul Rudd and Will Ferrel. And European doner kebabs are probably the most delicious thing I've ever eaten. We need those in America.

I listen to The Strokes, John Coltrane, and Big L and I play some instruments like the trumpet, piano, and a little more dabbling.
The six things I could never do without
My baseball glove, 'I Love You Man' the movie, music, and my mountain bike - which was stolen a few years ago. I've been dead on the inside ever since.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Motorcycles and baseball, but I hear there are more important things.

Also, are people being serious when they answer that question, saying the Earth is bigger than the Sun? Do people actually think that?
On a typical Friday night I am
Jerkin' on the dance floor. This kind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5l7yPFP04

Or doing nothing with friends. Either way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anything if you ask. But really.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
you got jokes. I like jokes! Do it!