baseballandski
25 Washington, DC
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My self-summary
I like sports and shock value jokes. It's a little strange how well that sentence describes me.

I'm also a big optimist, and don't like making plans in advance.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in finance, so I know my way around a spreadsheet.

I play baseball, kick it with my heterosexual life mates on the weekends, and take videos with my GoPro.
I’m really good at
Driving and doing backflips. Objectively speaking, I recently came to the realization that my best sport is probably frisbee (maybe not a panty dropper).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Honestly, if you don't like Parks n Rec, just get out.
I love you Man. Any movie with Paul Rudd and Will Ferrell.
European doner kebabs (which I haven't had in over 4 years).

I listen to The Strokes, John Coltrane, and Big L and I play some instruments like the trumpet, piano, and a little more dabbling.
The six things I could never do without
My baseball glove, quoting movies, music, and my mountain bike (which was stolen from me a few years ago. I've been dead on the inside ever since)
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Baseball, astronomy, and when I'm going to buy a motorcycle. But I hear there are more important things.
On a typical Friday night I am
Jerkin' on the dance floor. This kind...
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YE5l7yPFP04

Or doing nothing with friends. Either way.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Anything if you ask.
You should message me if
If you got jokes. I like jokes.
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