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30 Portland, OR Man


I’m looking for

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  • Ages 23–30
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 10:16pm
5′ 7″ (1.70m)
Body Type
A little extra
Virgo, and it’s fun to think about
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs and likes cats

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My self-summary
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I'm just a fuck up, fucking up, looking for other fuck ups to fuck up with.
What I’m doing with my life
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I play in a band, go to school, brew beer, make dough (the gluten filled type not the trading for goods and services type). I'm basically just trying to get my feet on the ground again after a pretty weird few years.
I’m really good at
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Gazing deeply into your eyes, playing musical instruments, cooking, talking, tech stuff, and making messes. I'm also really good at talking cops into letting me off the hook.
The first things people usually notice about me
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Probably that I am bald.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I own almost every Kurt Vonnegut novel and collection ever written but Catch 22 is my favorite book of all time. I also love Mark Twain, F. Scott Fitzgerald, J.D Salinger, and Hunter S. Thompson. Sadly I don't read as much as I should.

I have a short attention span for movies but I get really caught up in good ones. That being said: Bladerunner, 12 Monkeys, The Fifth Element, Dark City, Star Wars, Evil Dead 1 and 2, The Bourne Trilogy, and a shit ton of goofy comedies.

I really love cartoons.

I love music. I'm really into punk rock. I love Nofx, The Descendents, Lagwagon, Dead to Me, The Lawrence Arms, Kid Dynamite, The Cobra Skulls, Rancid, and my favorite locals: 48 Thrills, Pageripper, Danger Death Ray, Faithless Saints, Secnd Best, The Damage Done, Signals Midwest and a ton of others. I also really like indie jams: Modest Mouse, Built to Spill, Murder By Death, I also like Metal: Municipal Waste, Sleep, Red Fang, Smooth Sailing, etc.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Tacos, Pizza, Beer, Friends, coffee, and music
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
How I got where I am and what I want in life.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Having band practice and then either going out for beers or going home to sleep as long as possible.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I'm terrible at keeping secrets. I'll pretty much tell you anything.
You should message me if
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You want to go searching for all of the Heritage Trees in Portland with me, you don't mind me not having any money and you're not a jerk.

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