Issuing supreme power to you...one moment.

My self-summary Propose an edit

I smell nice and am chock full of wit. What else could you want in a guy? Other than that, I'm do theater by night and am a computer genius by day. I'm working on switching those around.

I don't go to as many shows as I used to, but when I do I'm right up at the front, soaking it all in and most likely thrashing about.

I may or may not be some kind of robot from the future.

What I'm doing with my life Propose an edit

What aren't I doing with my life? Improving it, figuring out how to improve the world. Learning. All that normal-type stuff that we sometimes forget we need to do.

In the meantime though, I'm remembering what makes me happy and making sure I do it as much as possible.

I'm really good at Propose an edit

You name it. If I don't already know how, give me a weekend, and I can do it.

Other than that: talking, thinking, quipping, causing a distraction, pontificating, driving, boring myself filling out this question.

To sum up: I'm really good at stuff in general. Go on, ask me a question. I'm sure me and my good friend the internet can find out the answer before you can say Jackie Robinson.

My favorite books, movies, music, and food Propose an edit

What is this, Myspace?

Fine. I will totally Myspace it up.

Music: Bowie; The Pixies; The Arcade Fire; Massive Attack; Talking Heads; Joy Division; etc. etc. etc.

Books: Snow Crash; Philip K Dick; Neil Labute; Y, the Last Man; things, stuff.

Movies: Wes Anderson flicks; Kevin Smith flicks; William H Macy; Helena Bonham-Carter; Bill Murray; Star Wars; I hate lists like this.

Foods: Chicken fried steak; Sushi; delicious healthful beers; delicious other foods.

Does that work for you? References and list of commercials available upon request.

The six things I could never do without Propose an edit

Music, books, driving, people, weather, novelty

I spend a lot of time thinking about Propose an edit

What makes me happy and how I can accomplish it. Awesome ideas for films that I'll probably never sit down and write the script for. Innovative household products that will revolutionize life as we know it. The dumbest word-based joke that is completely apropos to the conversation.

Also: puppies.

On a typical Friday night I am Propose an edit

At a show or in a show. Could also be hanging out with friends. Might just be out on the town.

Try and see if you can find me. There may be a prize.

The most private thing I'm willing to admit here Propose an edit

When I was a young lad, I was convinced that this Bad Religion cassette single that I got in a cereal box, combined with my awesome teenage poetry was going to win me the love of a girl named Jenny.

Turns out I slightly miscalculated.

You should message me if Propose an edit

You're looking for an intelligent conversation on the most random thing.

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You want to go on an adventure where the journey is at least 10x as fun as the destination.

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It's a rainy Sunday and you need someone to stay inside with and help build a fort.

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