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29 Lombard, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19-30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:00pm
6' 4" (1.93m)
Body Type
Average build
Atheism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids but might want them
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a laid back guy looking for someone to make laugh. I am one of the most sarcastic people you will ever meet. I can sometimes be an asshole but I only do it when its really really funny and I'm never serious about it. Other things I love would be coffee, playing disc golf, air hockey, playing(not watching) sports, video games, laying, cooking, eating and my favorite, sleep. thats about all I feel like typing now so if you want to know more you can contact me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the most of every moment
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pretty much every game ever
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how tall I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: animal farm, 1984, QED, god is not great, The god delusion
shows: south park, seinfeld , curb your enthusiasm, the wire, always sunny, kitchen nightmares
movies: casino, goodfellas, shawshank redemption
music: classic rock, metal, 90's alternative, old rap, soft rock, oldies, disney music
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internet, pizza, sleep, frozen drinks, disc golf and caffeine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I can do things more effectively, random thoughts that make me lol, memories, all the failures in my life, how strange I think everyone is and the misfortune and ugliness in everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing it by ear, just another day
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ate the cookies in the cookie jar
You should message me if
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if you would like to play disc golf, chat or hang out