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28 Lombard, IL Man


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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 19–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating

My details

Last online
Online now!
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Strictly anything
Atheism, and laughing about it
Virgo, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs and likes cats
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm just a laid back guy looking for someone to make laugh. I am one of the most sarcastic people you will ever meet. I can sometimes be an asshole but I only do it when its really really funny and I'm never serious about it. Other things I love would be coffee, playing disc golf, air hockey, playing(not watching) sports, video games, laying, cooking, eating and my favorite, sleep. thats about all I feel like typing now so if you want to know more you can contact me.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Making the most of every moment
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
pretty much every game ever
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
how tall I am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Books: animal farm, 1984, QED, god is not great, The god delusion
shows: south park, seinfeld , curb your enthusiasm, the wire, always sunny, kitchen nightmares
movies: casino, goodfellas, shawshank redemption
music: classic rock, metal, 90's alternative, old rap, soft rock, oldies, disney music
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
internet, pizza, sleep, frozen drinks, disc golf and caffeine
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
how I can do things more effectively, random thoughts that make me lol, memories, all the failures in my life, how strange I think everyone is and the misfortune and ugliness in everything
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
playing it by ear, just another day
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I ate the cookies in the cookie jar
You should message me if
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if you would like to play disc golf, chat or hang out