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37 M Seattle, WA

My Details

Last Online
Nov 30, 2006
6′ 2″ (1.88m)
Body Type
Aquarius, and it’s fun to think about
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t want kids
Has cats

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My self-summary
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Oh, these summaries. I'm an atheist. I consume cheap beer at the Monkey Pub in Seattle, WA. Play pool, poorly, most the time. Well, not the worst, but definitely needs improvement. I could care less about sports. I'm fascinated by the seedy underbelly of the world. I'd rather go to a dive bar or restaurant than some fancy place any day. My ideal restaurant/lounge/bar has a washed out waitress named Bertha, with teeth and fingers stained yellow from years of tobacco use. She used to strip as a lass, until she lost her looks, and now ekes out a living on the fringe of society. And there's always that one craggy old man at the end of the bar, with an unruly beard and some sort of unlikely fishing hat on his head.

I am erudite, irreverent, and inquisitive.
What I’m doing with my life
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None of your damn business.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I haven't the foggiest. My smile gets mentioned a fair bit. Though I think I smile more than is good for me.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: One Hundred Years of Solitude by Gabriel Garcia Marquez, Cat's Cradle by Kurt Vonnegut, Neuromancer by William Gibson, The March of Folly by Barbara Tuchman, Dune by Frant Herbert, anything by Raymond Carver, anything by Neil Gaiman, anything by Harlan Ellison, anything by Raymond Chandler, anything by Mark Twain. Oh, let's not forget Edward Gorey. Christian Bok and his book of univocalic lipograms, Eunoia.

Music: Tom Waits!!!!!!! Nick Cave, P.J. Harvey, Cat Power, Leonard Cohen, Chopin, Debussy, Jason Webley

Movies and Television: David Lynch, most especially Twin Peaks; Serenity and the Firefly TV series, the Daily Show with John Stewart, a god among men; House with Hugh Laurie, and speaking of the man, Black Adder from his younger days, with Rowan Atkinson; Donnie Darko, Secretary (My god, is Maggie Gyllenhaal unbearably gorgeous in that), Audition, Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas, Leaving Las Vegas
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
1. Tom Waits! 2. Air 3. Food 4. Water 5. The adoration of the masses 6. Books
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
And yet, should my hands caress your sloping curves, your supple belly, and seek a softer place, what then?
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out doing karaoke.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
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I know how to bake bread from scratch. Oh, and I do a LARP near Seattle called Mortal Tears based on WoD.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 25–60
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating, casual sex
You should message me if
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You know and love the music of Tom Waits. Or are willing to learn. And, you know, generally be an interesting and stimulating person. If you're smarter than the average bear, and enjoy smokey bars, cheap beer, and pool.