A very cute, handsome, daft and oversexed couple - one barmy feegle and one nervous labrador - are seeking new friends. The labrador needs no further introduction for now, other than to say he's a rather nervous but harmless wolf, but the barmy feegle is a Piscean in his early thirties who is rather like Robin Hood in some ways - including an interest in country life, archery and fermenting stuff - and is proudly of north-west European descent. If you wish to gain some insight into his quiet nature then it is suggested that you read his Journal Post entitled "Caring for Your Introvert".

Very intuitive and sensitive, privately very affectionate and tactile, daft as a brush part-time genius with a debatably colourful personality. Usually quiet and keeps to himself and doesn't bother anyone unprovoked. Despite appearing very quiet, he is actually, like most feegles, a very fiesty and defiant person who usually refuses to sit down, shutup and do as he's told. But don't worry, he's just a great big puppy that wants to be cuddled and have his tummy scratched, much like the labrador. He is taciturn at first impression but once you've spent time with him you'll find he's a great big affectionate softie. In other words, be considerate and give it time and you'll be handsomely rewarded. Like a good wine or cheese, you'll find that a friendship with him takes time to mature and become really good - and like blue veined cheese, you'll either love him or hate him. So passionate magnetism at first sight is very unlikely.

He is a very polite gentleman and always says "please" and "thank you", and was once described as "generous to a fault". You could take him home confident that your parents would be impressed - though they might have a heart attack when they hear from the neighbours about his sexual antics. He is center-brained, meaning that he is both very logical and very emotional, both creative and scientific - which perhaps is why he seems to not know whether he's coming or going half the time. You could just as easily find him sitting at the computer doing some vector art as in the workshop making some bizarre science experiment. His sense of humour can be either wacky or very wicked. It seems fair to say that he is usually more witty in writing than speech and he loves to tickle, tease and have a good pillow fight.

Though he appreciates fine restaurants and a good quality suit and tie, he is much happier outdoors and covered in mud and animal hair. He grew up near the open moorland when he was a wee kid, then joined the urban life throughout school and college. Having spent the last ten years working in IT developing software and websites, he has come to the conclusion that he's had enough of office work and prefers to be outdoors working in agriculture or equine.

The quest is for new friends or dating, and hopefully to eventually find that special someone before he gets much older. He is completely ready and willing to enter into a serious long-term relationship, and is also curious about possibly exploring polyfidelity. Wife swapping, orgies or sleeping around casually do not interest him. Honour, integrity and loyalty are very important to him and wants the same in return.

Please note, those personality icons at the bottom are not completely accurate. Read the profile "posts" for comments on this.

He is currently doing whatever equine or farm work he can get and does some part-time work for his Chinese friend with her home based business of online jewellery sales in which he has the semi-official role of depot and stock manager. He is currently spending a lot of time slaving away building stock management software which will allow her UK and China based assistants to work together efficiently over the internet.

He's really good at being daft and scatty. He can discuss quantum physics or astrology with you, but probably won't remember that you told him an hour ago to do the washing. He is an expert at being late. Even when he tries really hard, bless him, he stills manages to somehow magically turn up late (and panting for breath). On the positive side he is really good at cooking, fixing things and making a nice warm cosy home.

He doesn't have the foggiest idea old chap. But he does rather think that others must see something in him which is not particularly approachable. Perhaps it is his perverted yet honourable mind. Maybe it is his somewhat snobbish and aloof character. Perhaps it is his powerful presence. It could even be the sheep he has resourcefully implemented as a willy warmer. Whatever it is they're not saying. People are keeping their cards close to their nipples - or even stuffed up their arse. Regardless, I'm sure you'll find he's a very lovable little rascal once you get close to him. Ironically for such a sexual creature, he is rather shy and reticent about broaching the subject of sex with a woman and tends to clam up - perhaps it because he feels apprehensive to throw himself upon a lass for fear of offending her - but once you coax him into bed you'll find that, like Peperami, he's a bit of animal, and will be shameless in making advances...though it is not certain whether ripping the poor lass' knickers off is what one would call an "advance".

His book collection is mostly fantasy, science fiction, gardening, DIY or technical. He is a fan of Terry Pratchett novels and games. Bill Bryson is wonderful for a laugh and George Orwell is good thought provoking education.

He will watch almost any film, but is not keen on the shock tactics and flashing images in horror films. He particularly loves films that have an interesting idea or theme which is outside the mainstream, such as Matilda for example.

His taste in music is very broad, focusing on 50's to 90's, celtic, classical, folk, medieval and world music. Generally he does not like rap, reggae, hip-hop or heavy metal.

As for the delicious topic of victuals, he will happily sink his omnivorous teeth into almost anything, though has some pet dislikes, such as undercooked egg, fried tomatos and shellfish. He has a strong sweet tooth which is best not encouraged, and is very fond of Chinese and Italian. In cooking he is of true northwest European stock with his partiality for a good satisfying soup or stew. His culinary explorations sometimes take on a Mediterranean style. While he appreciates presentation he feels it should be the cherry on top and not the main aim, hence his passionate loathing of silly French cooking where they serve exquisitely prepared microscopic portions on enormous plates.

He loves computer games and would dearly love to find friends (especially female ones) that would enjoy to play [games] with him from time to time. Usually he likes RTS, RPG or FPS games. While playing against humans is great fun, given the choice he would often like to play a cooperative team against the computer - sadly it is difficult to find good games that support this type of play. His most recent procrastinations and avoidance of chores have been Age of Empires (2 and 3), Crysis (original and reloaded), Quake 4, Call of Duty 4 and Morrowind (from the Elder Scrolls series).

When queried the rather prompt response was: sex, food, sleep, more sex, more food and more sleep.

It was pointed out that these were rather obvious and that many lassies would consider this a lame response. Thankfully he came up with this more romantic and less survivalist list:

- Women (he said it seems a bit obvious, but emotionally he finds the company of loving women very comforting).
- Dogs and/or horses.
- Books, puzzles or some other introvert activity to keep his brain busy when he's not eating/sleeping/shagging/pondering life.
- The outdoors and beautiful places.
- The ability to defend himself and his loved ones from attack.
- Freedom.

It appears he is pretty much the same as anyone really, and thinks about science inventions, his future, his friends, his personal problems or life, the universe and everything. Lately he has given a lot of thought to economics and has become fascinated with socioeconomics, particularly Elliott Wave theory.

He wasn't quite sure what constitutes a "typical" Friday night and declined to answer. However going out and consuming alcohol to the point where ambulation becomes nigh on impossible is not one of his hobbies. He does rather love a good bottle of Irish cream, ale, wine or mead, but fails to see the fun in vomiting and then spending 3 hours trying to find the way home again.

Not knowing what he might say, the answer was awaited with bated breath. Upon careful consideration he suggested that anyone who doesn't already know about his hay-spangled celebrity status due to the sexual deviancy of his hormone crazed youth probably wouldn't want to know anyway, so let them keep guessing.

...you fancy a chat and would like to see if you can successfully befriend this lovable young rascal.

If you fancy yourself as possibly being part of his domestic life then you'll get bonus points if any of the following apply to you:

- You want children or are happy to share your life with another woman who does.
- You have a more natural family-centric view on parenting - e.g. homeschooling and unassisted childbirth etc.
- You are naughty but nice, kinky and love a good playful dirty session rolling around in the hay...or maybe even out in a nice quiet stretch of woods.
- You are slightly dominant or switch and would like to be his bossy sister (submissive women are welcome but note that his dominance is animalistic rather than sophisticated mind games).
- You enjoy the outdoors.
- You would prefer to live in a rural area.
- You like dogs.
- You have, or want to have, horses, and particularly if you want to breed horses.
- You are Scorpio, Cancer, Gemini or Aquarius (Aries or Capricorn might be beneficial too).
- You are creative.
- You are good with financial matters.
- You like computer games.
- You like historical and ancestral things.
- You are into crystals, astrology or herbal medicine.
- You are broadminded and approach things rationally rather than following tradition or social consensus.