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22 Independence, MO Woman


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I’m looking for

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  • Ages 18–100
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My details

Last online
Oct 5, 2014
Seeing Someone
5' 3" (1.60m)
Body Type
Not at all
Dropped out of University
Doesn’t want kids
Has dogs
English (Fluently), Latin (Somewhat), French (Somewhat), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
im not a very normal person, and I yell a whole lot

im not shy, and i have an inability to feel embarassed. i guess you could say im outgoing butttt i am really just like an actual crazy person, my bad tho

i have a boyfriend, if you're looking for dates/relationships/bloodorgies/etc please look onward in your search for a romantic partner. i wish you all the best in your quest for...whatever it is you are looking for.

anime/manga/animeconventions, eating, sleeping, dancing, alt fashions, high fashion, jfashion, cosplay, marijuana, cigarettes, all realms of body modification, being ignorant and negligent, not giving fucks, social interactions of any kind, reptiles

**~~FuN fAcTz~~**
-i have a pitbull named deisel (bluenose razoredge bloodline) and he is preddy cool guy
-i also have a bearded dragon named claire, she's so tsundere~
-recovering alcoholic, sober for a year nowTHANKYAJESUS
-i feel passionately about blood/organ donation. i plan to be a living donor/egg donor in the following year
-i love spydaz, they're my favorite
-i collect bones

ok this is too long now
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
ooh ya know

I put needles in to people, sometimes there's ink on them, other times I fill the holes with various pieces of shrapnel

i currently am a 3DPD pornography supa star
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
beating up people/animals
loving people/animals
not videogames
making music with my mouth
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
the blood of virgins that I'm constantly bathed in.

probably my tattoos or my boobs, i can't figure out which they're staring at

how fucking stupid/vapid/clueless/useless i am
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
fuck a book
jk i like some basic bitch books i was forced to read in high school (great gatsby, tkamockingbird, of mice and men, etc)

I tend to like very childish films the best (monsters inc, atlantis, spacejam, etc) if it's made for children, i usually love that shit

im kinda a weeaboo, im really fond of anime and manga, not too versed in it tho (chobits, lucky star, azumanga diaoh, elfen leid, paranoia agent, sailor moon, pokemon, etc) i also like cartoons and some other bullshit, scrubs, house, it's always sunny, weeds, breaking bad, fucking JERSEY SHOREEEE

I have never eaten a food I did not like. I am not a picky human being, food is something I am very fond of.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cigarettes, newport 100's precisely
blankies, i fucking love blankies, i always have a blankie
doing strange shit
misc heat source
throw a slinky in that bitch just for funzies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
probably just smoking a joint or whatever and eating something bad for me

I don't party like i used to any more
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i have had a labiaplasty, meaning i had my labia minoras (vagina lips) reshaped. it's technically a form of cosmetic surgery

i'm really open about everything in my life, i guess that puts people off but shit
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
you are cool with the fact that I am in a relationship and am not seeking a relationship with me or sex or penises or bloodorgies or whatever you fucking psychos do on here

if you're not some memespouting douchebag redditfuck, no one cares that you know about 4chan/internet

if you wanna b my fren :3