Find better matches with our advanced matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy

bassplayinghand

23 M Buchanan, MI

My Details

Last Online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 4″ (1.93m)
Body Type
Diet
Strictly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Agnosticism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Libra, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Graduated from two-year college
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Has dogs
Speaks
English

Similar Users

My self-summary
Bassist. Gamer. Hopeless Romantic.
I'm generally trying too hard to be happy in life. I don't really know what I need, but it isn't much. The simplest things make me happy. Immaturity is underrated, if anything. Growing up blows, but I can be responsible when I need to. Farts will forever be hilarious. I'm a sucker for redheads. It's the ivory skin, methinks. Video games are a necessity. I don't want to change my personality. If you're not happy with my body, understandable. But if my personality makes you want to spank a moose, well...you have problems.

I don't care about sex as much as you might think I should.
You might consider me straightedge. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs of any illegal sort.

I'm not religious, I'm just afraid of what will happen when I die. Aren't you?
What I’m doing with my life
Working in an auto shop. Being incredibly behind on movies.
I’m really good at
Listening.
Game Overs.
Tasty bass solos.
The first things people usually notice about me
You tell me.
I don't talk much, and I've no idea what compels people to talk to me, besides dark humor.
I'm tall, and I'm quiet.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Print is Dead.
I've got awful taste in literature, except for owning a book of Edgar Allan Poe's works...forgive me if I misspelled his name.
The Crow. Life-changing.
Airheads
Wayne's World
Anything Adam Sandler
Back to the Future
Tropic Thunder
Cartoons...I grew up on X-Men and Power Rangers.
Metalocalypse.
Sex Bob-Omb
Goth Rock, Metal, Classic Rock. Own mostly Trivium, Rammstein, and Marilyn Manson.
Paramore, Flyleaf, Halestorm, Zeppelin, Van Halen, Steel Panther, Bloodhound Gang, Vultress (Local band, look 'em up. You won't be disappointed.) Adele, Katy Perry, Bella Morte, Gogol Bordello, Metallica, Megadeth, Three Days Grace, Apocalyptica, Bullet for my Valentine...I could go on.
Anything edible, save for mushrooms. Unless you deep fry them...
The six things I could never do without
Ramona (My favorite and first bass)
Food
Water
Oxygen
Shelter
Sarcasm
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Writing music, and things I should be doing to improve my life.
How to talk to ladydudes without suddenly ranting awkwardly.
On a typical Friday night I am
Spending the night at home, or hanging with friends, or going to the occasional local bands' shows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
Sometimes I think I would choose Knives over Ramona.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 18–25
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating
You should message me if
You like a smartass hopeless romantic nerd who has the capacity to keep it in his pants.

You like me for my personality, not my dick.

You're okay with the idea of me beating seven exes to death to earn your love.

You won't bastardize the English language with your crude intellect and laziness.

You know that the drummer of Nirvana and the singer of the Foo Fighters are the same person.