I'm generally trying too hard to be happy in life. I don't really know what I need, but it isn't much. The simplest things make me happy. Immaturity is underrated, if anything. Growing up blows, but I can be responsible when I need to. Farts will forever be hilarious. I'm a sucker for redheads. It's the ivory skin, methinks. Video games are a necessity. I don't want to change my personality. If you're not happy with my body, understandable. But if my personality makes you want to spank a moose, well...you have problems.
I don't care about sex as much as you might think I should.
You might consider me straightedge. I don't drink, smoke, or do drugs of any illegal sort.
I'm not religious, I'm just afraid of what will happen when I die. Aren't you?