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26 M Fort Lauderdale, FL

My Details

Last Online
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6′ 3″ (1.91m)
Body Type
Atheism, but not too serious about it
Capricorn, but it doesn’t matter
Graduated from university
Relationship Status
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Likes dogs

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My self-summary
I'm a fun-loving fun lover who loves to love fun. Just like every other goddamn person on this site.

In my last year of law school.

Total nerd, borderline hipster (ugh), self-taught guitarist, winner of all Catan games, Dota aficionado, amateur life liver.
What I’m doing with my life
Wasting copious amounts of my brain on knowing every song ever.

Turning down for a plethora of perfectly good reasons.

Always learning, never fully understanding.

Making shit up as I go.
I’m really good at
Being a human jukebox.

Problem/puzzle solving.

Learning new skills/systems/games quickly.

Thinking too much.

Editing anyone's writing except my own.

The sex.
The first things people usually notice about me
My sense of humor, my nerdy tendencies, and my similarity to a large cuddly bear.

Sometimes my eyes. They are blue(isn).
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Books: To Kill A Mockingbird, Life of Pi, World War Z, A Song of Ice and Fire, Cat's Cradle, The Stranger, American Gods

Movies: Anchorman, Superbad, I Love You Man, City of God, Lost in Translation, 28 Days Later, Midnight in Paris

Shows: The Wire, Frisky Dingo, Breaking Bad, Game of Thrones, Modern Family, Archer, The Daily Show, Colbert, True Detective, Battlestar Galactica (the more recent one), Community (seasons 1-3)

Music: Too much to list. Tops are probably Belle & Sebastian, Animal Collective, Avalanches, Radiohead, Caribou, Fleet Foxes, Bon Iver, Beatles, Ben Folds (Five), Grizzly Bear, Joanna Newsom, Nick Drake, Andrew Bird
The six things I could never do without
The good sense to ignore this awful question.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Other people's opinions of me, how oblivious some people seem to be to those around them, how most of the world's problems are variations on tribalism, why the first season of True Detective was so fucking good, my fears about the second season of True Detective not being as good, why Lady Stoneheart wasn't in the season finale of GoT.

What to say next.
On a typical Friday night I am
Having a wildly atypical Friday night
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–30
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You see what a unique snowflake I am based on this profile.
You want to throw down in Catan.
You have ulterior motives.
R + L = J means anything to you.
You think you shouldn't. Because you're probably wrong.