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batesthecat

42 M Chandler, AZ

My Details

Last Online
Jun 24
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
6′ 0″ (1.83m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Catholicism, but not too serious about it
Sign
Scorpio, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Graduated from university
Job
Income
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Pets
Likes dogs and has cats
Speaks
English

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My self-summary
Before reading, please like cats. I have too many and would love to pawn one off on you. **Ok, back to the generic profile** I am the sum of all my parts, although my gall bladder keeps talking smack behind my back, so he's a jerk but the other 98.6% of me is pretty cool. I was born with no teeth, naked, and crying; and I'm doing my darndest not to go out the same way. I do my best to enjoy and appreciate the simple things in life - you know like a beautiful day, my pets, and trying to answer all the unanswered questions from Lost.
What I’m doing with my life
Right now, desperately trying to type something off clever so that I don't have the "empty essay" hanging over me. Oh the shame. Nothing extraordinary - I work in the wine and liquor trade, yaaaaaay booooze! I'm caring for more cats then any single man should have. What can I say I'm a sucker for those Sarah MacLachlan commercials. I laugh and smile every day, so I must be doing something right.
I’m really good at
Watching television - I mean I can really, really focus and watch! Don't make me prove it. I am a really good klutz, I have a God given knack fro banging into things and bruising a wide variety of body parts.
The first things people usually notice about me
Probably my hands in their pockets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
I do have a fancy for classic films - yes the dreaded black and whites. Give me a bottle of wine and a Cary Grant film and I'm doing right darn tootin' good. Like others, the musical tastes vary. It depends on the mood, and sometimes what neighborhood I'm driving through. I do like me some reality TV. I get mesmerized watching Parking Wars. And even though I'm rather incompetent in the kitchen, I love watching the Food Network. Someday some of it will have to rub off.
The six things I could never do without
Rotary Phone
Le Car
Member's Only Jacket
Pop Rocks
Beta Max
and the security of knowing there's an impenetrable wall seperating East and West Germany.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Choices made, forks in the road - all that being 40 crap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Working, perhaps having a few libations after work, watching a little boob tube or a movie. Hey if I was living it up I wouldn't be filling out this profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I do have a physical deformity. When I was born my butt was cracked straight down the middle, dividing it into what medical science refers to as a left and right "cheek". I do manage to bear down and live a somewhat normal existence.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 34–50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
You've gotten this far, but there's no way anyone has. Damn the man, save the Empire!