Find better matches with our advanced
matching system

—% Match
—% Enemy


44 Chandler, AZ Man


Similar users

I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 34-50
  • Near me
  • For long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 8:23pm
6' 0" (1.83m)
Body Type
Catholicism but it’s not important
Has cats
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Before reading, please like cats. I have too many and would love to pawn one off on you. **Ok, back to the generic profile** I am the sum of all my parts, although my gall bladder keeps talking smack behind my back, so he's a jerk but the other 98.6% of me is pretty cool. I was born with no teeth, naked, and crying; and I'm doing my darndest not to go out the same way. I do my best to enjoy and appreciate the simple things in life - you know like a beautiful day, my pets, and trying to answer all the unanswered questions from Lost.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Right now, desperately trying to type something off clever so that I don't have the "empty essay" hanging over me. Oh the shame. Nothing extraordinary - I work in the wine and liquor trade, yaaaaaay booooze! I'm caring for more cats then any single man should have. What can I say I'm a sucker for those Sarah MacLachlan commercials. I laugh and smile every day, so I must be doing something right.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Watching television - I mean I can really, really focus and watch! Don't make me prove it. I am a really good klutz, I have a God given knack fro banging into things and bruising a wide variety of body parts.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
Probably my hands in their pockets.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
I do have a fancy for classic films - yes the dreaded black and whites. Give me a bottle of wine and a Cary Grant film and I'm doing right darn tootin' good. Like others, the musical tastes vary. It depends on the mood, and sometimes what neighborhood I'm driving through. I do like me some reality TV. I get mesmerized watching Parking Wars. And even though I'm rather incompetent in the kitchen, I love watching the Food Network. Someday some of it will have to rub off.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Rotary Phone
Le Car
Member's Only Jacket
Pop Rocks
Beta Max
and the security of knowing there's an impenetrable wall seperating East and West Germany.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Choices made, forks in the road - all that being 40 crap.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Working, perhaps having a few libations after work, watching a little boob tube or a movie. Hey if I was living it up I wouldn't be filling out this profile.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I do have a physical deformity. When I was born my butt was cracked straight down the middle, dividing it into what medical science refers to as a left and right "cheek". I do manage to bear down and live a somewhat normal existence.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You've gotten this far, but there's no way anyone has. Damn the man, save the Empire!