i don't like funk bag, or portobello mushrooms (what's up with the examples on this thing anyway?). I'm 27, a writer, stay at home mom, have 2 kids, and do pretty much whatever I feel like. I'm a substantial nerd - like video games, linux, movies, books, and completely random conversation.
I'm a definite quote whore. If it's a random line from some kind of pop-culture medium, chances are I say it on the regular. Especially if it's from the Simpsons...yeesh.
When I get really, really mad, I bake. Some people use this to their own advantage.
I get really, really excited over small things. Like Flag Day. I love Flag Day.

I lure people in with Hulk Hands and duck ponds.

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• MachineWashOnly

I take care of my kiddo, write, read, try to learn new things all the time. Almost everything is interesting to me, especially psychology, neuroscience, physics, art, egyptology, programming, tea, and activism.

Babbling. I'm exceptionally good at babbling, whether you like it or not. And Mario Kart, the old school SNES version. I don't care who you are, you're going down, friend.

I am a very small person. I dress sort of strangely. I have short hair. And apparently use big words where they are not necessary. My neck is pierced. I have a tattoo on my chest. Occasionally I am screaming and on fire.

Favorite Books: Illusions, Richard Bach, Still Life with Woodpecker, Tom Robbins, and Marabou Stork Nightmares, Irvine Welsh.
Authors: George Orwell, Aldous Huxley, Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Tolstoy, Tom Robbins, Shelley, Blake, Sinclair, Shakespeare, Kurt Vonnegutt, Anthony Burgess, James Joyce, Dostoyevsky, Douglas Adams, David Sedaris, Mark Danielewski, Augusten Burroughs, Isaac Asimov, Kafka, Edith Wharton, Oscar Wilde, Thoreau, Elizabeth Wurtzel, Clive Barker, Allen Ginsberg, William S. Burroughs, Byron, Agatha Christie, Dominick Dunne, Yeats, Poe, Goethe, Sartre, PKD, Victor Hugo, Ayn Rand, Joseph Heller, Vladimir Nabokov, Charles Bukowski, Herman Melville, Heinlein, Maugham, Gore Vidal

Favorite music: Indie, punk, oldies, classical. Favorite band is They Might Be Giants. Then...Elliott Smith, the Shins, Menomena, Man Man, Tom Waits, Leningrad, Wolf Parade, Tokyo Police Club, the Beatles, Led Zeppelin, Morrissey, Tiger Army, the Smiths, Gogol Bordello, the Pixies, Flogging Molly, Neutral Milk Hotel, the Decemberists, David Bowie, CCR, etc, etc...I like a lot of different stuff.

Favorite Movies: Un Chien Andalou, Tombstone, Everything is Illuminated, Red, White, Blue, Raging Bull, Godfather I and II, Brazil, Gummo, Kids, Little Miss Sunshine, the Science of Sleep, Wristcutters, Birth of a Nation, Apocalypse Now, Star Trek. I like a ton of movies as well, obviously. It's a matter of being positive. You may see a bad movie, I merely see a good drinking game.

Food: I like food. If it's edible, I'll probably put it in me. Sushi is choice.

TV: Star Trek TNG, the Simpsons, Spaced, MST3K, the soup, Kids in the Hall, Twilight Zone, Alfred Hitchcock Presents, The Outer Limits, Hockey

Assuming my kids aren't "things"...
Books
TV
PS2
Cigarettes (I have a problem)
Music
Stimulating conversation

My babies, activism, interesting plot points, bunnies, food, where is my mind?, the pixies, frank black, frank black and the catholics, good bands, good bands and their side projects, bad bands and their side projects, cheese.

out, having a drink, hanging out with friends, and doing whatever happens. zing!

I have 5 tattoos. Two are literary references, two are mythological symbols, and one is a simpsons reference. That's not private at all. You could pretty much figure that out from looking at me, but really, how "private" are you going to be on a public internet dating profile? Knowing how crazy someone is takes all the mystery out of dating.

you have something interesting to say.