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34 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Aug 19
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
this profile exists purely for the purpose of checking out the profiles of people i know, or people my friends have gone out with.

if i'm creeping your page, 9 times out of 10 it's for one of the following reasons:
1) i know you
2) i know someone you've gone out with
3) i accidentally clicked on your profile thinking you were someone else
4) i think you're a total babe and i've got a www crush on you

which do you think applies to you?

Also, to people who keep flagging my photos: OH MY GOD HAVE A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
texting, damage control, charity work, guessing how tall you are based on your thumbnail photo, soothsaying, the interwebz
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
who knows - most likely my dumb tattoos
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
my musical icons were mostly born before 1967. there's no more telltale sign that you're getting on in years.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
email forwards
films starring Sinbad
Starter jackets
blatant and ridiculous lies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
the importance of change

how much i loathe words that appear in generalizations, like "always" and "never"

how Susanna Hoffs manages to still look ridiculously hot at age 53
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
i lied about my astrological sign
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
if you hate either laughing or having fun - so many people on this site make sure to note that they "love to laugh / love to have fun", i'd like to hear from the ones who detest these activities.

alternately, if you've got an Australian accent. i find this incredibly appealing on women for some reason that i tell myself isn't a creepy fetish. prefer authentic, but will accept convincing fake.

last but not least, if you're a pain in the ass - i've got a soft spot for you folks.