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battlecats

34 M Los Angeles, CA

My Details

Last Online
Yesterday – 9:11pm
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Other
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Jacked
Diet
Smokes
No
Drinks
Often
Drugs
Religion
Sign
Cancer, but it doesn’t matter
Education
Job
Other
Income
$80,000–$100,000
Relationship Status
Seeing Someone
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids
Pets
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Poorly)

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My self-summary
this profile exists purely for the purpose of checking out the profiles of people i know, or people my friends have gone out with.

if i'm creeping your page, 9 times out of 10 it's for one of the following reasons:
1) i know you
2) i know someone you've gone out with
3) i accidentally clicked on your profile thinking you were someone else
4) i think you're a total babe and i've got a www crush on you

which do you think applies to you?

Also, to people who keep flagging my photos: OH MY GOD HAVE A FUCKING SENSE OF HUMOR.
I’m really good at
texting, damage control, charity work, guessing how tall you are based on your thumbnail photo, soothsaying, the interwebz
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
my musical icons were mostly born before 1967. there's no more telltale sign that you're getting on in years.
The six things I could never do without
email forwards
whippits
films starring Sinbad
Starter jackets
baby-trappers
blatant and ridiculous lies
I spend a lot of time thinking about
the importance of change

how much i loathe words that appear in generalizations, like "always" and "never"

how Susanna Hoffs manages to still look ridiculously hot at age 53
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
i lied about my astrological sign
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 24–44
  • Near me
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
if you hate either laughing or having fun - so many people on this site make sure to note that they "love to laugh / love to have fun", i'd like to hear from the ones who detest these activities.

alternately, if you've got an Australian accent. i find this incredibly appealing on women for some reason that i tell myself isn't a creepy fetish. prefer authentic, but will accept convincing fake.

last but not least, if you're a pain in the ass - i've got a soft spot for you folks.