I curse like a sailor stereotype, but invariably say things like "shiatzu terrier" "holy snickerdoodle" and "F*** sh** ti*** f***" because I enjoy saying things differently. I also say things like "God Bless America" when people sneeze and in betwain instead of in between the two of them. Google tells me that John Milton also used that word. My boss told me that southerners do too.....
I like baseball far too much and far too frequently. (it's the winter and I read baseball blogs every day)
I really like walking. I walked to my parent's home in NE Philly from my place in CC because I felt like it. I can't bicycle, because I thought I would keep on rollerblading. I don't own a car because it's almost pointless where I live. And I like walking.
I like making witty jokes. I like making dumb jokes. I like making jokes about sex and about poop, though the latter tend to get stuck inside my mind. (sorry)
I own a dart board, though it smashed to the floor the night I first put it up. I own a lot of books (thousands) but most are in another language.
I lived in England for three years and I miss it terribly.
I'm mostly "liberal," but my practical opinions are different than my theoretical ones.
I drink 5-8 liters of water a day.