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baywatchd00d

30 M Rakovník, Czech Republic

My Details

Last Online
Mar 2
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
White
Height
5′ 11″ (1.80m)
Body Type
Thin
Diet
Mostly anything
Smokes
No
Drinks
Not at all
Drugs
Never
Religion
Atheism, and very serious about it
Sign
Education
Graduated from high school
Job
Other
Income
Less than $20,000
Relationship Status
Single
Relationship Type
Offspring
Doesn’t have kids, but might want them
Pets
Has dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Poorly), Czech (Okay)

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My self-summary
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Hello, people!
My name is Michael and I live in the beautiful town of Rakovník in the Czech Republic.

I had a pretty exciting time few years back when I planned to assault my employment office official with a brass knuckles. I made it as far as a lobby of my apartment building where I destroyed a glass window and my neighbours called the police on me. The police brough me to a mental hospital where I stayed for a month. A lot happened during that month, but that's a long story and I won't bother you with it right now.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm on disability thanks to my mental health.
I go shopping for groceries every few days and sometimes I walk our dog Dan.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Mechanical engineering, electrical engineering, electronics, computers.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My mom always said it is my smile that captivates the passers-by.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I like anything that contains women swimming.
The six things I could never do without
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Photos of women swimming.
Videos of women swimming
My computer
Cow tongue with mashed potatoes
Brass knuckles
High school physics textbooks
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Swimming women
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Searching the Internet for swimming women.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I lost one of my testicles to testicular torsion.
I’m looking for
  • Girls who like guys
  • Ages 21–33
  • Located anywhere
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating
You should message me if
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you are a woman that can swim AND you can provide a proof in the form of photos or videos.