My name is Michael and I live in the beautiful town of Rakovník in the Czech Republic.
I had a pretty exciting time few years back when I planned to assault my employment office official with a brass knuckles. I made it as far as a lobby of my apartment building where I destroyed a glass window and my neighbours called the police on me. The police brough me to a mental hospital where I stayed for a month. A lot happened during that month, but that's a long story and I won't bother you with it right now.