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  • Ages 18-25
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Last online
Oct 2
5' 11" (1.80m)
Body Type
Judaism but it’s not important
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Out of all the people in the world, I'm definitely one of them.

I quote songs and movies all the time, so when you talk to me, get ready for references to songs you haven't heard since your grandpa was walking to school uphill both ways, in the snow, and with no shoes. What, your grandpa didn't do that? Lame grandpa...I bet my grandpa could take your grandpa. No literally, I will put money on it.

Physical activity is really important to me. I try to do something every day, be it basketball, running, or working out. I'd love to run a half-marathon, and eventually a marathon. I hurt my ankle a while ago, but I'd like to get back into it. Silly ankles, that'll teach me for not drinking enough milk.

I'm a bit of a nerd, but in a good way...i'm not gonna lie I had all the pokemon cards back in the good old days. Except charizard...that bastard was elusive.

I believe that chivalry is not dead, and I am a romantic at heart. If I think you're special, I will treat you as such. You will never have to guess how I feel.

P.S. I'm great at being the big spoon. If you don't believe me, here is the proof:
What I’m doing with my life
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Just got my Master's in Social Welfare from UCLA. No, we don't just snatch babies. Well, only sometimes. But in all seriousness, I worked in the counseling center on campus last year and absolutely loved it, and am pursuing additional ways to work with college students. However, for now I'm working as a medical social worker in a hospital.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
making you laugh till you cry. and then giving you therapy to help with the crying.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My nose - I almost named my profile "Wizard of Shnoz". Ironically I have a bad sense of smell. See girls, size ISN'T everything...erm..nevermind.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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count of monte cristo, blink, inception, MORTAL KOMBAT! Love anything by vonnegut. 1984, animal farm. I love movies and i constantly quote them, but the list would take forever. Fight club. There I go breaking that annoying first rule again...

food: Filet Mignon (Oh you fancy huh?) Really though I'm not picky, after a couple years of dorm food I think my standards have drastically dropped. Except mustard. I will forever hate mustard. However, over the last few years I have been cooking more and can now proudly boast that I can make a pretty mean steak.

music: My musical taste is a wonder even to me. I love 90's music, cheesy boy bands, alternative rock, even some country music (rascal flatts). Been on an edm craze lately. Yet on the other hand I love hip-hop and rap, even though if you looked at me you never would have guessed it.

Yes, I will rap all of forgot about dre for you upon request.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
cream soda- if you like cream soda you are automatically on my good list.
friends - to share all those fatty moments with
basketball- I'd be happy if you watched or played with me, but hey, at least I'm not asking anyone to watch baseball with me...
meat. Sorry vegetarians. It's cool if you don't want to eat it, but I sure as hell will.
music- i carry my ipod everywhere.
Glasses. Otherwise people will know my secret identity
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
pointless hypothetical scenarios. Yeah I know it won't really happen, but I'll still judge you.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
thinking about whether I should take the front seat or the back seat....
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
When "call me maybe" came out I wrote a parody of it about The Ring.
You should message me if
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you play mario kart, and didn't choose yoshi. Nobody likes a conformist.

And if you had a tail, you'd wag the shit out of it.