I like people who are not opposed to reading, appreciate cats, and know how to spell and use correct grammar. (If you have a dog I will tolerate it, as long as it doesn't jump up on me. i hate that s**t)

I am sarcastic, nerdy, and a little mean

Avoiding drama in my life, hence I have very few friends. (even fewer girlfriends because you know they love drama) I'm good at video games and keeping my son happy and respectful of others.

My eyes....if I'm wearing glasses then that's what they notice. If I'm not, then it's my eye color that they notice.

i like books. I tend to read just about anything...novels, newspapers, cereal boxes...as long as it's not a technical manual of some sort. I like David Sedaris, Hunter S. Thompson, John Waters (I know technically he's not an author but I do like what he has written). I don't care for poetry. I think it's mostly pretentious and tries too hard to be meaningful.

hedwig, better off dead, velvet goldmine, mad max, scarface, edward scissorhands, hairspray (the original john waters flick), goodfellas, spinal tap, big lebowski, fear and loathing, napoleon dynamite, animal house, being john malkovich, porky's, rocky horror...

gwar, poison, motley crue, jellyfish, sinatra, guns n roses, the byrds, black crowes, bobby darin, hermans hermits, green day, cheap trick, weezer, skid row, phish, bon jovi, elvis, megadeth, grateful dead.......

food is good.

My kiddles and all their crazy goodness
My toothbrush so I can obsessively brush my teeth numerous times a day
Books, because what the hell would I do if I got bored
My feather pillow because I can't sleep without it
Clothes. I'm not a big fan of nakedness
Unfortunately, cigarettes. I love them so

Everything and anything...probably way too much.

Really Friday nights are no different for me than any other night. It's not like you're going to find me at a bar or club because I don't drink and I feel like I would have to so I could tolerate that kind of situation. Mostly I'm hanging out with my kids, maybe doing some late night swimming or reading or studying or vegging out on tv.

I lose it when I hear a sad song or see a sad movie. Seriously, it's pathetic.

If you just want to hang out. Really I'm not looking for sex, so I
suppose that rules out most of you. So be it. Have a boyfriend, and he is the love of my life!!