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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 21-29
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

My details

Last online
Yesterday – 11:37pm
6' 4" (1.94m)
Body Type
Agnosticism and laughing about it
Doesn’t have kids
English (Fluently), Spanish (Somewhat)
My self-summary
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Lets see.... I like music (especially live), sports and being active, but also like to hang out and watch TV or a good movie. Played sports (soccer) in college (Clemson and St. Louis U) and a few years professionally so it is a large part of my life. I am very sarcastic and am attracted women who give it back to me.
I can't stand Alex Rodriguez as well as the NY Yankees/Chicago White Sox. So if you are fans of theirs... there probably will be issues. I am better with chop sticks than I am on ice skates. I am very close to my family. My brother is my best friend. And, I don't like pickles... but I do like shoes. I have lots. Probably too many, if there is such a thing. You can tell a lot about a person by their shoes. At least I think so.
I'm interested in finding someone who is not afraid to to be themselves and have a little fun, be spontaneous, and not afraid to laugh at me or themselves. Is creative and funny, and willing to tell me when I am being an idiot.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Just entered grad school at St Thomas. Wasn't planning on that.... but hey.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Last Minute Packing
Bar Trivia... lots of random stuff in my head. I'm the Sizzler of useless knowledge.
The first things people usually notice about me
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I am pretty tall.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Anything by Bret Easton Ellis, Chuck Klosterman, & Chuck Palahniuk
I like to watch, play sports, listening to Good music. The National, Dawes, Father John Misty, Cayucas, CHVRCHES...
Will always be listening to: Bob Dylan, Wilco, Neil Young, David Bowie, LCD Soundsystem
TV: Luther (best show on tv), Arrested Development, GoT, Mr Robot, Justified, Arrested Development, Happy Endings (why were you cancelled) ...
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Lemon Lime Gatorade
The Outdoors
Family & Friends
Chips & Salsa (Hot)
But not in that order...
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Hmmm... Probably what my walk up song would be if I were a MLB player. Maybe LCD Soundsystem Dance Yrself Clean or possibly Crocketts Theme from Miami Vice.
Where I would take Anthony Bourdain if I had to show him around MN for a No Reservations/Parts Unknown.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
It all depends
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I have a wikipedia page that I didn't create... And I don't know who did nor can I edit it.
You should message me if
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You are interested in getting to know me
Aren't going to contact my with more than a emoticon or "hi"... or an ironic "hi". That's been done many times.
Oh, and if you use the words Bae or Tho in a tweet, IG post or status update, feel free to move along.