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29 M Paris, France

I’m looking for

  • Straight girls only
  • Ages 18–35
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends, long-term dating, short-term dating

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5′ 8″ (1.73m)
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English (Fluently), French (Fluently), Chinese (Okay), Dutch (Okay), German (Poorly)

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My self-summary
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A Californian who has been living in Paris and will be living in Paris for the rest of time. If the idea of speaking English together is making you shit your pants, ne vous inquiétez pas, JE PARLE FRANÇAIS, do not shit your pants, je vous en supplie. Je ne peux plus supporter ça.
What I’m doing with my life
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Hunting. Gathering. Mating calls. Exhibiting my virility.
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Drawing nekkid folks. Went to art school.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
My visible exterior genetic traits followed by my pulsating pretentiousness.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Books: Franz Kafka, Ernest Hemingway, Chuck Palahniuk, Jules Verne, Philip K. Dick.

Films: David Lynch, Lars Von Trier, Wes Anderson, Wong Kar-Wai, Jean-Luc Godard, Federico Fellini, Roman Polanski.

Shows: Twin Peaks, No Reservations, Top Gear, House, Sherlock, Doctor Who, Flight of the Conchords, Misfits, Summer Heights High, A Bit of Fry and Laurie, Blackadder, Breaking Bad, New Kids.

Music: Jacques Brel, Stromae, Peter Fox, Antonio Vivaldi, Jeugd van Tegenwoordig, The Opposites, LeLe, Alphabeat, Rubberbandits, Absinthe Minded, Intergalactic Lovers, Spinvis, Roy Aernouts, Efterklang, Die Antwoord, Die Heuwels Fantasties, Sigur Rós, Stereolab, Arcade Fire, Radiohead, Grizzly Bear, Amon Amarth, Indochine, Zac Brown Band, E-40, Too Short, Keak da Sneak, Lhasa de Sela, Django Reinhardt, Serge Gainsbourg.

Food: YES.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Oceans. Mountains. Street food. Worn-in leather boots. Ray-bans. Beer.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Ten chocolate chip cookies. Medium chips. None too close to the outside.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
weaving wicker baskets, reading the dictionary, ironing my socks, and fluffing your motherfuckin' pillows.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I wanna be a bonafied country singer.
You should message me if
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If it pleases the lady to make agreeable sentences with words.
If it pleases the lady to make humorous faces with the lady's face.