I'm a pretty terrible Coloradan. I love it here, but I seriously need to take advantage of being in such an awesome place more than going to a microbrew or a sports game. I hear there's mountains, for instance. That being said, I will be hard pressed to go bouldering on a Friday night. Dance clubs, country bars, live music, copious amounts of whiskey; that's a bit more like it.
I'm not to be taken very seriously. Some things I need to make fun of on principle, like those shoes with toes in them or polenta.