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bdm3z

26 Hilliard, OH Man

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I’m looking for

  • Women
  • Ages 18–28
  • Near me
  • Who are single
  • For new friends

My details

Last online
Online now!
Orientation
Straight
Ethnicity
Asian, Middle Eastern, Black, Native American, Indian, Pacific Islander, Hispanic / Latin, White
Height
3′ 0″ (0.91m)
Body Type
Fit
Smokes
No
Drinks
Socially
Drugs
Never
Religion
Christianity, and very serious about it
Sign
Aries, and it’s fun to think about
Education
Working on masters program
Job
Art / Music / Writing
Income
More than $1,000,000
Status
Single
Pets
Likes dogs and dislikes cats
Speaks
English (Fluently), Spanish (Okay), Icelandic (Fluently), Mongolian (Fluently), Bulgarian (Fluently)
My self-summary
Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
Aloha.

The name is Ben...and I'm not Hawaiian...although I wish I was. (I know I fooled ya with that "aloha" and all).

Thanks for reading my profile, you won't regret it....And if you do regret it...well....that's a bummer. I'm not offended.

I used to have a lot of stuff in this profile, but I don't want to bore you to death with my life. Honestly, I'd rather learn something about you....Let's figure this out through conversation. Whaddya say?
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I'm working a few jobs...one of those being at a screen printing company doing sales/customer service and the other working with adults that developmental disabilities. It breaks the routine, yo! I'm diggin' it.

Now, I'm looking to shake things up even more by going into debt and getting my Master's in Social Work. If you've got any wisdom, fill me in on any inside information you've got. ;-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
figuring out when people get haircuts...(yep...even when it's just a trim). Also, saying really cheesey dad-like puns. Ladies...you know you love it.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
People usually don't notice me......umm...since I'm invisible.
That's believable, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Here are a few cool things. Perhaps you dig them as well?

TV Shows: Modern family, Workaholics, The Daily Show (really super said that Jon Stewart is leaving....), Futurama

Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Dumb and Dumber, Old School, 5 Year Engagement

Music: Delta Spirit, Dr. Dog, Ray Charles, James Brown, Stevie Wonder, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, A Tribe Called Quest, Outkast, The Roots, Cee Lo Green, The Black Keys..and wayyy many more.

Food: everything that is edible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God. Everything else - like coffee, bacon, donuts...music....disco - would be a struggle, but how could I even answer this question without acknowledging that He was the one responsible for creating me?!
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The wonders of the world, the nature of my existence...and what happened to Twinkies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Skydiving with Mark Wahlberg.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I like turtles.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You'd like to carry on the delight of having an enlightening, philosophical, entertaining dialogue.

Or... If you just want to say something funny.

Or...If you want to claim your secret love for any of the crazy Nicolas Cage movies that never quite made it to the Oscars (Deadfall wins bonus points).