Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
The name is Ben...and I'm not Hawaiian...although I wish I was. (I
know I fooled ya with that "aloha" and all).
Thanks for reading my profile, you won't regret it....And if you do
regret it...well....that's a bummer. I'm not offended.
I used to have a lot of stuff in this profile, but I don't want to
bore you to death with my life. Honestly, I'd rather learn
something about you....Let's figure this out through conversation.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
Currently, I'm working a few jobs...one of those being at a screen
printing company doing sales/customer service and the other working
with adults that developmental disabilities. It breaks the routine,
yo! I'm diggin' it.
Now, I'm looking to shake things up even more by going into debt
and getting my Master's in Social Work. If you've got any wisdom,
fill me in on any inside information you've got. ;-)
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
figuring out when people get haircuts...(yep...even when it's just
a trim). Also, saying really cheesey dad-like puns. Ladies...you
know you love it.
The first things people usually notice about me
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People usually don't notice me......umm...since I'm
That's believable, right?
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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Here are a few cool things. Perhaps you dig them as well?
TV Shows: Modern family, Workaholics, The Daily Show (really super
said that Jon Stewart is leaving....), Futurama
Movies: Little Miss Sunshine, Dumb and Dumber, Old School, 5 Year
Music: Delta Spirit, Dr. Dog, Ray Charles, James Brown, Stevie
Wonder, The Rolling Stones, The Beatles, A Tribe Called Quest,
Outkast, The Roots, Cee Lo Green, The Black Keys..and wayyy many
Food: everything that is edible.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
God. Everything else - like coffee, bacon, donuts...music....disco
- would be a struggle, but how could I even answer this question
without acknowledging that He was the one responsible for creating
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
The wonders of the world, the nature of my existence...and what
happened to Twinkies.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Skydiving with Mark Wahlberg.
You should message me if
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You'd like to carry on the delight of having an enlightening,
philosophical, entertaining dialogue.
Or... If you just want to say something funny.
Or...If you want to claim your secret love for any of the crazy
Nicolas Cage movies that never quite made it to the Oscars
(Deadfall wins bonus points).
Who are you looking for?
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