Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm from Colorado and I immediately feel kinship with anyone from
the mountains. I come to Florida by way of New York, Minnesota,
Maryland, North Carolina, Nebraska... I'm finally done moving for
awhile. I think.
Two truths and a lie:
Used to be a professional match maker.
Visited the White House on a tour and fell down the stairs.
Played the boy that got gonohrrea on a Sex Ed video used by high
schools all over the US.
What I’m doing with my life
Don’t overthink this one; tell us what you’re doing day-to-day.
I run an arts organization in downtown SRQ. I'll tell you which if
you ask nicely.
I don't have any tattoos and I won't grow a big, beautiful beard
for you. But I'll keep a respectable amount of scruff.
My day-to-day schedule can be very unpredictable. Hopefully you'll
like this about me as much as I do.
I love to talk. I'm great with moms. I'm allergic to your cat. I'm
not above emojis but under no circumstances will I photograph my
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
Ok, not sewing.
The first things people usually notice about me
I’m an empty essay… fill me out!
I smile a lot and I'm allergic to awkward lulls in conversation so
I'll interrogate you about your life and actually want to hear your
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
Help your potential matches find common interests.
Coffee. Avocados. Whiskey. Bacon. Unpronounceable grains and
malodorous cheeses. My favorite food group is sauce.
What I'm watching or have watched:
An Idiot Abroad
Soft spots for documentaries, Modern Family, Food Network, and
Shark Tank. I'M OUT.
I read a lot of Robbins.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Late night car chats
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Making you laugh.
You should message me if
Offer a few tips to help matches win you over.
You are not an actress. Trust me. We'll fall in love and ruin each
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