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be_ray
25 / M / straight / Single
Baltimore, Maryland
The Skinny
- Last Online
- Join Date
- Ethnicity
- White
- Height
- 6' 0" (1.82m).
- Body Type
- Average
- Looking For
- New friends, Long-term dating, Short-term dating
- Smokes
- No
- Drinks
- Sometimes
- Drugs
- —
- Religion
- Agnosticism and laughing about it
- Sign
- Gemini
- Education
- Graduated from college/university
- Job
- Artistic / Musical / Writer
- Income
- $30,000–$40,000
- Kids
- —
- Pets
- Likes dogs
- Languages
- English, Spanish (Poorly)
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Your Notes
Edit your notesI am a charmer, an ass, and moms love me.
My Self-Summary
Colorado born, Baltimore tarnished.
I'm an actor and a comedian who also does arts administration. I consider myself an artist, but only one that is completely devoid of any visual artistry skills. I can't draw, paint, sculpt, or weave but I'm definitely "That kid you picked in school to be your presentation partner" because I'm one of the few people who loves public speaking, performing, and communicating.
I have a love/hate relationship with Baltimore City. Mostly I love. Sometimes I hate. However, I moved 2000 miles to start a theater in Baltimore, so I guess this means I have a pretty awesome sense of humor.
If actors freak you out at all, keep looking.
Anyway, I can be as serious as I can silly, I'll frequent textsfromlastnight.com almost as much as BBC news.
I'm an actor and a comedian who also does arts administration. I consider myself an artist, but only one that is completely devoid of any visual artistry skills. I can't draw, paint, sculpt, or weave but I'm definitely "That kid you picked in school to be your presentation partner" because I'm one of the few people who loves public speaking, performing, and communicating.
I have a love/hate relationship with Baltimore City. Mostly I love. Sometimes I hate. However, I moved 2000 miles to start a theater in Baltimore, so I guess this means I have a pretty awesome sense of humor.
If actors freak you out at all, keep looking.
Anyway, I can be as serious as I can silly, I'll frequent textsfromlastnight.com almost as much as BBC news.
What I’m doing with my life
I'm in the arts by day and night, work and play. Theater, local
music, art openings, museums, dance...they all spark my
interests.
I love baseball and the soft spot in my heart for the Orioles grows by the minute.
I love trying beers and wines and acting like I know what the hell I'm talking about, but when it comes time to relax, you'll most likely find a Natty Boh in my hand. Guilty.
I work hard and often, and my schedule sucks. You should know that ahead of time.
The main reason I started this whole online dating thing is that I have very little free time, and I met my last two girlfriends in bars. Ask me how they worked out.
I love baseball and the soft spot in my heart for the Orioles grows by the minute.
I love trying beers and wines and acting like I know what the hell I'm talking about, but when it comes time to relax, you'll most likely find a Natty Boh in my hand. Guilty.
I work hard and often, and my schedule sucks. You should know that ahead of time.
The main reason I started this whole online dating thing is that I have very little free time, and I met my last two girlfriends in bars. Ask me how they worked out.
The first things people usually notice about me
I am one of Baltimore Magazine's Top Singles for 2009, but the only
thing that means is that you and I have a hilarious ice-breaker to
talk about if you want to hear about it.
My favorite books, movies, music, and food
I'm a huge fan of The
Wire, and don't have much time to watch much else. Everything
else I'm into is comedy, I have enough drama in my own life to go
watching it on TV, too.
If the names Mamet, McDonagh, Eno, Vogel, Rapp, Letts, or Shinn mean anything to you, you should probably message me. If you have no idea who any of those people are, that's cool too. I can expand your artistic horizons, baby.
I dig Chuck Palahniuk and Stephen White. I also have a new thing for Eckhart Tolle.
If the names Mamet, McDonagh, Eno, Vogel, Rapp, Letts, or Shinn mean anything to you, you should probably message me. If you have no idea who any of those people are, that's cool too. I can expand your artistic horizons, baby.
I dig Chuck Palahniuk and Stephen White. I also have a new thing for Eckhart Tolle.
The six things I could never do without
Music.
Laughing at you. And with you.
People watching.
The left.
Other people cooking for me.
iPhone.
Laughing at you. And with you.
People watching.
The left.
Other people cooking for me.
iPhone.
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Getting butts in seats.
The most private thing I’m willing to admit here
When I was in 1st grade, I taunted this girl who was standing high
above me on a play set, holding a large rock. I told her she
couldn't hit me with it if she threw it because I was too fast. She
threw it, and I was not too fast. It hit me in the head and I had
to get like 15 stitches. Not a lot of people know that about me, so
keep it private.
You should message me if
You like to laugh.
