Write a little about yourself. Just a paragraph will do.
I'm Bryan- I'm a guy with a filthy sense of humor and great
appreciation for the finer shit in life. I can cook like you
wouldn't fucking believe, but you should probably not take me home
to meet your mom.
I travel for my job almost constantly, flying all over the States
visiting new cities. Life's pretty great in that respect- I believe
in living comfortably and my girl will too.
Hanging out with me can be laidback and fun or it can be exciting
and challenging-- I need a girl who can hold her own, someone who's
comfortable eating fancy dinners with me and going down to the
shooting range later.
What I’m doing with my life
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I'm a Senior Consultant Engineer for a major communications
company. Essentially I work with technology and travel. I also work
from home. Do you know what that means? Shit tons of party time,
I’m really good at
Go on, brag a little (or a lot). We won’t judge.
I kick ass with computers- it's my job- and the Internet.
I bullshit my way through professional interactions exceptionally
My herbed prime rib is insane.
The first things people usually notice about me
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My sense of humor is scalding.
Favorite books, movies, shows, music, and food
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I read pretty much anything. Lately I've been trolling my Democrat
friends with Ann Coulter books. Fuck yeah.
For movies I love anything nonsensical, Mel Brooks movies,
Airplane!, Dr Strangelove, etc.
Reservoir Dogs is on its own plane of awesome.
When it comes to music, I like most alternative (Greenday,
Offspring, Blink 182)
When it comes to food, I'll fucking eat anything. I'm good with my
wines and steaks.
The six things I could never do without
Think outside the box. Sometimes the little things can say a lot.
Internet, caffeine, friends, A/C, good drinks, my car
I spend a lot of time thinking about
Global warming, lunch, or your next vacation… it’s all fair game.
Fixing up my house.
Porn names for regular movie titles.
On a typical Friday night I am
Netflix and takeout, or getting your party on — how do you let loose?
Out downtown, or in another state somewhere, or at home hanging out
with my friends drinking and playing Risk. Our playing gets warlike
You should message me if
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if you get any of my jokes, and enjoy inappropriate humor during
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